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Doubtful. We know that Zac is stinky because he doesn’t like to shower. He must’ve had water spritzed on his hair for a photo shoot.

And who is this newest beard with Zac?

Okay, they went jogging separately. But still, they’d make such a cute couple…

All the homos love Beckham. (Except for me, of course. I could do without Becks…)

Lots of people sent this to me today. But gold stars go to Migs for being the first to do so!

Love what FilmDrunk had to say:

Look, I’m all for tolerance and crap, but I’m not sure a world where kids don’t get beat up for doing stuff like this is a world I want to live in.

Why does Christian Bale gotta hate on Robin? I think it would be hot for Zac Efron to prance around as Batman’s flaming little bronzed sidekick.

Zac Efron smells bad. So says a set insider.

“It’s so gross, because Zac loves to work out and plays basketball all the time — and then goes days without showering. When he gets lazy, he likes to clean himself with baby wipes!”

I can just imagine Zac responding to this story: “Um, hello?! Do you know how hard it is to reapply self-tanner and makeup everyday? It’s totally a big deal. Like, I can’t just go around showering off hours worth of someone’s work every day, just because I get a little smelly. Vanessa totally understands, because the less time I spend in the make up trailer, the more time I get to spend with Corbin, er… I mean Vanessa. (Wait, you’re going to edit out that part about me spending time with Corbin, right?)”

Hell yeah!

Vanessa who?!

My friend Matty sent these pics to me. I love the pic of Zac Efron with a mysterious white substance on his upper lip. You just know it went down something like this:

Zac: Um, excuse me?! I’m, like, sooo lactose intolerant. I’m going to need something other than milk to put on my lip.

Photographer: Okay people, anyone have any ideas?

Corbin: Um, I have some white stuff I can smear on Zac’s lip. And he wasn’t allergic to it the last time I it got all over his face…

The news on the street is that Daniel Craig wants to turn the James Bond character gay. Or at least give him a gay love interest. Click here to read the source article. The best part (as always) is Filmdrunk’s commentary:

I say hell yes. Zac Efron would be the hottest Bond girl since Pussy Galore. They could name him something subtle, like Cockmouth McSodomy. But what do I know, I’m just a guy that likes drinking pussy and eating beer. Aw crap, I screwed it up, I think they’re on to me!

This cracked me up. Sure, it could be Zac smooching his twink boyfriend on the cheek. Or, it could be just about any other emo Zac-wannabe out there. In other words, it could be about a bajillion other teenage losers in that picture.

Oh man, did I just devastate emo boys all over the country by calling them losers? Now those angsty little bitches are going to go cry in a closet while listening to Fall Out Boy. When the hurt has passed, they’ll get back out there to their normal life-hating lives, but only after they reapply their self-tanner and mascara…

Jeez, look what I did. Sorry ’bout that.

Lene bought me a pack of High School Musical trading cards. They’re freaking awesome. Here’s my favorite card:

Okay, I admit to photoshopping it a little bit…

Okay, so I finally watched High School Musical 1 and 2. The first was kinda lame except for the last musical number. It also seemed that #1 was a metaphor for coming out.

HSM #2 rocked my world. I watched it twice this weekend. This movie is about Troy breaking up with Gabriella and becoming someone else in the process (read: gay!). More subtly, it’s about Troy and his super hot best friend Chad breaking up. There’s some tension between these two. Methinks those boys have shared a love that dare not speak its name…

I thought the song “Bet On It” was freaking hilarious. Zac sings and dances around on a golf course. He kind of reminds me of some weird combination of a Backstreet Boy (gay) and Michael Jackson (gay). His dancing is mildly reminiscent of West Side Story and Flashdance, but Zac just doesn’t have the moves to make it look anything but gay.

OMG. LOL. This is awesome.

Is it or isn’t it Zac’s pee pee? Methinks not.

The Keebler Elf, Jordan Catalano, Zac Efron shows his round, bubbly boy ass. Thanks to Just Jared for sharing the excitement.

Just Jared has a ton of photos from Zac’s photo shoot in Details. I didn’t even recognize him on the cover. It’s a nice look.

I like this more traditional Zac pic too though.