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Dude, this guy is only 17 years old? Um, that’s so not okay. That makes all of those daydreams I had about him really not okay. At least it validates the near-orgasmic squealing from the teenager girls sitting behind me last night at the movies when the New Moon preview came on. When Taylor’s shirtless torso appeared on screen, I thought the three girls behind me were going to need a clean-up towel. Jeesh.

Just Jared has been dutifully covering the disrobing of the Twilight twinkie stars. This is the best possible publicity stunt ever: Get the hunkalicious stars of the cheesy teen flick to walk around shirtless and the girls (and gay boys) will cream their pants in anticipation of the movie release. Well played, well played…

Is that Kellan Lutz’s peen bulge?! Hawt. And check out that juicy badonkadonk teen boy butt. Yum!

More at JustJared here and here.

io9 is having a Caption This contest for the New Moon poster, above. Here are a few of my faves from the comments:

“All your emo men are belong to us”

“Come with me if you want to feel the ecstacy of a thousand…. oh crap, SHE’S here again, dammit.”

And here are a few of my own attempts:

Bella: Hey boys, there’s a dickfor on your shoulder?
Edward and Jacob: (looking) Huh? What’s a dickfor?

Jacob: Ewwww. She’s gonna give me cooties.
Edward: I know, right?! I can help lick the cooties off of you.

OMG. LOL.