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This is awesomely hilarious.

Filmdrunk has the low-down. I guess I’d be sad if they didn’t use Brandon Routh again. He’s awfully darn pretty.

Of course, it is due for a reboot. Like Filmdrunk points out, how lame is it that Superman overcame Kryptonite through sheer willpower in the last movie? Pretty fucking lame.

Also, some funny stuff from Filmdrunk. God I love that blog:

Millar’s (who also wrote a comic called Superman: Red Son in which Superman grew up in Communist Russia) statements seem to fit nicely with earlier comments from the CEO of Legendary Pictures, who said he was hoping to reimagine Superman as an “angry God.” …An angry God who flies around in red underwear with matching boots – I like where this is going. Though it sounds more like a bitter homosexual God. Maybe instead of saving kittens from trees he could just freak out and start turning chicks he’s jealous of into pillars of salt until they greenlight a Hairspray sequel. CHANGE THE TV BACK TO BRAVO! *lightning bolt*

This was all over the gay blogosphere today. All signs seem to point back to Ohlala as the original post. (I love those two hot French bloggers.)

Because you all know we love us some Alan Ritchson, here he is in all his super hero splendor:

Rumor has it that Bryan Singer will be directing the Superman Sequel. I hope the sequel does the following:

- Replaces whatshername as Lois Lane. She was terrible.
- Keeps James Marsden. He’s cute. Yay!
- Keeps Brandon Routh and his tree-trunk legs. Yum!
- Introduces another bad guy besides Lex Luthor. Dude: Darkeseid? Braniac? Doomsday? Take your fucking pick.
- Spices up the movie. Let’s see more action and less romance.
- Uses more 3D effects. Woo!

It appears that the powers that be have cast the part of Wonder Woman in upcoming Justice League (flop) movie. Rumor has it that they’ve cast the part of Superman too. Here’s what WWTDD had to say about Wonder Woman:

Several online reports say today that Aussie actress Teresa Palmer has been cast to play Wonder Woman in the upcoming production of “Justice League”. God knows why. Wonder Woman doesn’t even do anything. At best she would distract the monster with her slutty little outfit, turning it from a regular monster to a horny monster with a hard on, which is actually much much worse. Basically she was there to give Aquaman rides in her plane to the danger if it wasn’t water related, which was really just a ploy to get both of them out of the way since they were utterly useless. If I was ever taken hostage by Godzilla and these two came to save me I would just climb into his mouth and get it over with.