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Goodbye High School Musical, and hello Fratpad.com. Zac Efron’s body is no longer twinkish. He is now a hot muscle boy. Yum!

A few more via Beauty and the Bum.

It’s always, “Taylor Lautner this, Robert Pattinson that.” Okay, Robert Pattinson is a gross heroine-sheik freakazoid (dude, read his interviews, dude is whack). And Taylor Lautner just barely became legal, and if you look past his rockin’ body, he’s sort of got a pug nose. (If you’re reading this Taylor: I’d still totally bend over for you, TEAM JACOB ALL THE WAY!)

So let’s get down to business. Kellan Lutz is in the Twilight movies for like two seconds. But, he deserves way more attention, because he’s hot and motherfucker is stacked. Dude, you start to think he’s on roids, but then he speaks and he’s all cuddly and sweet. No roid rage. So, who knows. But if they’re thinking of recasting for Hulk 3 and want to save on the special effects budget, they should consider casting Kellan. Slap some green paint on those muscles (I volunteer to be that makeup artist) and have him practice saying “Hulk Smash” and you’ve got your movie made!

Oh, and you know that if there’s any gay hanky panky on the set of Twilight, Kellan is totally doing Taylor doggy style, making Taylor howl like a wild werewolf in heat.

Also, if you’ve seen the picture that supposedly shows Kellan’s pubes, it’s not legit. I’ve included the Kellan pube pic, the actual pic of the model whose body and pubes got photoshopped, and a side-by-side comparison at the end of the gallery. Sorry to burst your gay fantasy bubbles.

Anyway, enjoy the following megapost of hot pictures of Kellan Lutz. It’s not completely comprehensive, but it oughta give you enough spank material to last for a couple of hours. Ha!

Kellan Lutz in various states of undress after the jump

ZOMFG. Wow. You just know the highest pitched screams in the audience are from the homos. Well, the ones who hadn’t already passed out from over excitement, that is. Oh, Ellen has a nice throwing arm. Bam!

These new pics of Chace Crawford give me dirty ideas and a tingling sensation “down there.” Make sure to click through the rest of the post to see a sexy, shirtless photo and two of the photos below in larger format.

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I may or may not have been watching Wizards on Deck with Hannah Montana on Friday. And, someone whose name starts with C and rhymes with Tristian may or may not have been watching with me. There’s a scene where David Henrie, the older brother on Wizards of Waverly Place, gets in the hot tub only to emerge with his body dyed blue (a prank pulled on him by his sister). Those of us watching were both a little awestruck by the new six-pack and tight torso on David Henrie. Whoa! When did he go from bumbling goofball to super hot teen stud?

This Disney cross-show collaboration between the three shows (Hannah Montana, Suite Life on Deck, and Wizards of Waverly Place) leads up to a Hawaiian vacation for the wizarding family in August. I may or may not be looking forward to more hot David Henrie shirtlessness.

Oh, and it’s okay folks: David is actually 20 years old in real life. It’s totally acceptable for us to lust after him.

I looooove Channing Tatum. He first caught my eye when he showed how silly he could be in She’s the Man. In that movie he’s confused by his attraction to Amanda Bynes who poses as a boy so she can play soccer on the boy’s team. Channing pulls off the Shakespearean confusion in such an adorable way.

Then Channing showed us how well he could dance in Step Up. And damn, can that boy move. Of course, there’s all the modeling he’s also done where he shows off his booty and peen. Check out those photos in my previous post. (NSFW!)

Now Channing gone and butched up to star in G.I. Joe this summer. (Funny how his characters in She’s the Man and G.I. Joe are both named Duke.) Anyway, the trailer looks awesome and the fact that my boy Channing is in it makes me want to go see it even more.

It’s also nice that the press build up to the movie has Channing modeling again. Check out some shots of Channing in GQ. So hot.

More hot clothing-free shots after the jump!
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Just Jared has been dutifully covering the disrobing of the Twilight twinkie stars. This is the best possible publicity stunt ever: Get the hunkalicious stars of the cheesy teen flick to walk around shirtless and the girls (and gay boys) will cream their pants in anticipation of the movie release. Well played, well played…

Is that Kellan Lutz’s peen bulge?! Hawt. And check out that juicy badonkadonk teen boy butt. Yum!

More at JustJared here and here.

Just Jared has an amazing gallery of shirtless Chris Pine pics. Included are two adorable ones. My first fave is of Chris digging for space gold up his Jefferies tube. My second fave is Chris reading the New York Times and sticking his tongue out in a “These words are hard to understand” sort of expression. So cute.

Lots and lots more shirtless pics of Chris Pine at Just Jared.

I found this pic while surfing the tubes. I’m not sure if it’s really Chris Pine. But, even if it’s not, I’ll just go on pretending that it is…

Oooh: Christian is going to LOVE this post when he sees it!!! I think you can even see a little bit of newkirk’s peen bulge…

via Just Jared

Dude, when did Lance Bass go and get a six-pack? He’s almost hot now… And, he’s now hanging with some studilicious dudes.

Also, when did limp-wristed Lance get all bro-y??

I am loving the new muscles covering Zac Efron’s body. Check out a screencap from the trailer for the movie 17 Again:

And here’s the painful, eyeroll-inducing trailer:

Pic and trailer via JustJared

Three words: PIECE. OF. SHIT.

Here are some hot pics of Steven Strait, the lead actor in 10,000 BC. (I hear his last name is the straightest thing about him. j/k) More hot pics here.