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This is sort of like the trains pic I posted a while back.

This totally put a smile on my face this morning!

Check out the first minute or so of Larry Flynt’s new political porno Who’s Nailin Palin? It’s totally SFW.

via Towleroad.

The first skit (the opening) was just so-so. The second skit on Weekend Update is freakin hilarious:

Don’t know what to be for Halloween? Well, here’s a quick and easy costume for ya. The Chicago Tribune has high-rez printable masks of McCain, Palin, and Biden. I’m hoping Obama and Clinton are added to the mix soon. (Once again, my thanks to StripedHero.)

From Australian Youtube. So accurate.

Thanks to Lene for sharing this.

StripedHero always sends me the best stuff:

This is too funny:

This is funny because it’s so damn accurate. (Thanks to StripedHero for sharing!)

Sarah dear, please just stop talking. You’re not good at it. Know when to stop. Then actually stop.

Couric: And when it comes to establishing your worldview, I was curious, what newspapers and magazines did you regularly read before you were tapped for this to stay informed and to understand the world?

Palin: I’ve read most of them, again with a great appreciation for the press, for the media.

Couric: What, specifically?

Palin: Um, all of them, any of them that have been in front of me all these years.

Couric: Can you name a few?

Palin: I have a vast variety of sources where we get our news, too. Alaska isn’t a foreign country, where it’s kind of suggested, “Wow, how could you keep in touch with what the rest of Washington, D.C., may be thinking when you live up there in Alaska?” Believe me, Alaska is like a microcosm of America.

This is sort of mean. But funny:

ANCHORAGE. Conservative Republicans are in shock after it emerged this morning that vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin, currently a self-proclaimed hockey-mom, used to be a pitbull-human hybrid. It was also revealed that shortly after accepting the Republican nomination she began to evolve rapidly into a 90-year-old man with one testicle and a Georgia cotton plantation.

Ms Palin, who has promised to keep wearing her popular rimless spectacles despite the rapid changes that will see her face become even squarer than it is, apologized to her party for proving Darwin’s theory of evolution.

“I am gutted that I have let the American Right down like this,” she said at a tearful press conference this morning, surrounded by her collection of stuffed polar bears in the den of her Anchorage home.

“Our primary argument for Creation and against the communist satanic onslaught of evolution has always been: ‘Well I’ve never seen a chimp turn into a man’ or ‘Show me a gorilla giving birth to a human baby and I’ll believe in evolution’…. (Click here for more mean-spirited hilarity.)

Andrew Sullivan has compiled a list of Sarah Palin’s bold-faced lies. They include:

The list goes on. Click over to The Daily Dish to read more. (Thanks to Reg for sharing this link)

Love the Onion.

So it goes like this…
Criticize or question McCain on policies. Response from McCain: I’m a POW.
Criticize or question Palin on policies. Response from Palin: I have a Down Syndrome Baby.

Okay, so Palin’s case isn’t quite that simple. But it’s funny anyway.

I’ve said it before, but I’ll say it again: Campbell Brown rocks my world!

Here she is commenting on sexism and Sarah Palin (link goes to video of Brown’s comments):

“Tonight I call on the McCain campaign to stop treating Sarah Palin like she is a delicate flower that will wilt at any moment,” said Brown. “This woman is from Alaska for crying out loud. She is strong. She is tough. She is confident. And you claim she is ready to be one heart beat away form the presidency. If that is the case, then end this chauvinistic treatment of her now. Allow her to show her stuff. Allow her to face down those pesky reporters… Let her have a real news conference with real questions. By treating Sarah Palin different from the other candidates in this race, you are not showing her the respect she deserves. Free Sarah Palin. Free her from the chauvinistic chain you are binding her with. Sexism in this campaign must come to an end. Sarah Palin has just as much a right to be a real candidate in this race as the men do. So let her act like one.”