17 Aug
Mama Grizzlies: Sarah Doesn’t Speak for Me
Archive for the 'Sarah Palin' Tag
23 Jul
Sarah Palin’s Fifty Nifty United States Song
Fucking brilliant! It gets really good at the 1:25 marker.
09 Jun
Did Sarah Palin Get Breast Implants?
The internets are atwitter with the photographic evidence suggesting that Sarah Palin surgicically enhanced herself (potentially to more closely resemble the actress who portrayed her in Who’s Nailin’ Palin?).
From BuzzFeed:
Sarah Palin was spotted at the Belmont Stakes this weekend sporting a buxom new look that lead many to believe she may have recently had breast enlargement surgery. Sarah Palin breast implants? The folks at Wonkette say yes, but you be the judge.
(click to enlarge… the image, hehehe)
23 Nov
Martha Stewart Does Not Like Sarah Palin
Dude, you do not want to cross Martha Stewart. She was in the clink, yo. She will cut a bitch. Srsly.
19 Nov
Dear Citizens: “Upholding the Constitution” Is Not a Policy Issue
This one comes my way from my buddy Benacker.
31 Jul
Shatner Performs Sarah Palin’s Tweets as Poetry
Possibly even better than his previous performance.
21 Nov
Sarah Palin and the Beheaded Turkey
Notice the backdrop. Notice the reticence of the dude holding the Turkey. He must be thinking, “Should I really be doing this with Governor Sarah Palin on camera over there…?!”
29 Oct
Helen: I’ll Stop Calling Palin a Bitch When…
Helen reminds me of my grandmother. A must read.
New rules:
…I will stop calling Sarah Palin a bitch when she stops calling Obama a terrorist sympathizer. And I will stop calling Sarah Palin a bitch when she stops calling the parts of the country where I don’t live more Pro-American than the part of the country where I do live. And I will definitely stop calling Sarah Palin a bitch when she stops acting like a bitch.