06 Nov
Archive for the 'Prince of Persia' Tag
20 Jul
Jake Gyllenhaal: Prince of Persia… Blah Blah Blah
Everyone’s all like: “Ooh look at Jake Gyllenhaal all buffed up for his new movie,” and “Ooh, Prince of Persia,” and “Ooh Jake will you let me lick your bulging bicep.” (Okay, so I’m exaggerating a little bit.) BUT STILL, dude! Jake Gyllenhaal is so 2007. When he got engaged to Reese Witherspoon in January of 2008 he should’ve been declared officially dead to the gay community. I’m so 3,000 and 8, he’s so 2,000 and LATE. Over it. Buh-bye. Sayonara. Dead to me. Dead, I say!
