Archive for the 'muscle' Tag

09 Mar

Kellan Lutz Megapost

It’s always, “Taylor Lautner this, Robert Pattinson that.” Okay, Robert Pattinson is a gross heroine-sheik freakazoid (dude, read his interviews, dude is whack). And Taylor Lautner just barely became legal, and if you look past his rockin’ body, he’s sort of got a pug nose. (If you’re reading this Taylor: I’d still totally bend over for you, TEAM JACOB ALL THE WAY!)

So let’s get down to business. Kellan Lutz is in the Twilight movies for like two seconds. But, he deserves way more attention, because he’s hot and motherfucker is stacked. Dude, you start to think he’s on roids, but then he speaks and he’s all cuddly and sweet. No roid rage. So, who knows. But if they’re thinking of recasting for Hulk 3 and want to save on the special effects budget, they should consider casting Kellan. Slap some green paint on those muscles (I volunteer to be that makeup artist) and have him practice saying “Hulk Smash” and you’ve got your movie made!

Oh, and you know that if there’s any gay hanky panky on the set of Twilight, Kellan is totally doing Taylor doggy style, making Taylor howl like a wild werewolf in heat.

Also, if you’ve seen the picture that supposedly shows Kellan’s pubes, it’s not legit. I’ve included the Kellan pube pic, the actual pic of the model whose body and pubes got photoshopped, and a side-by-side comparison at the end of the gallery. Sorry to burst your gay fantasy bubbles.

Anyway, enjoy the following megapost of hot pictures of Kellan Lutz. It’s not completely comprehensive, but it oughta give you enough spank material to last for a couple of hours. Ha!

Kellan Lutz in various states of undress after the jump

06 Jul

More 4th of July Hotness

I hope all of your holiday weekends ended up being more eventful than mine. Ah well, perhaps I’ll go camping some other weekend this summer. Two more hot July 4th-themed pics after the jump.

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18 Jun

Muscle Hunk Gymnasts

Wow. This is some amazing body control.