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I would do more than lick his lollipop. Yum!

Frankie Morello Sexywear Fall/Winter 2011 backstage-video by Luca Finotti featuring sexy model Ryan Bertroche. Photography: Mariano Vivanco

Wow. I’ll admit to being a little “WTF” myself. Just, wow.

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I mentioned this a few weeks ago, and have been eagerly awaiting the release of the full photo shoot. Today, Exterface posted their oddly sexy Unicorn album. I’ve always had a thing for unicorns (it’s probably the whole phallus on the head thing). And this hot boy dressed up as a unicorn only deepens my fascination with the magical creatures. Click here for all 22 photos.

A short preview of hot boy Unicorn booty after the jump

It’s always, “Taylor Lautner this, Robert Pattinson that.” Okay, Robert Pattinson is a gross heroine-sheik freakazoid (dude, read his interviews, dude is whack). And Taylor Lautner just barely became legal, and if you look past his rockin’ body, he’s sort of got a pug nose. (If you’re reading this Taylor: I’d still totally bend over for you, TEAM JACOB ALL THE WAY!)

So let’s get down to business. Kellan Lutz is in the Twilight movies for like two seconds. But, he deserves way more attention, because he’s hot and motherfucker is stacked. Dude, you start to think he’s on roids, but then he speaks and he’s all cuddly and sweet. No roid rage. So, who knows. But if they’re thinking of recasting for Hulk 3 and want to save on the special effects budget, they should consider casting Kellan. Slap some green paint on those muscles (I volunteer to be that makeup artist) and have him practice saying “Hulk Smash” and you’ve got your movie made!

Oh, and you know that if there’s any gay hanky panky on the set of Twilight, Kellan is totally doing Taylor doggy style, making Taylor howl like a wild werewolf in heat.

Also, if you’ve seen the picture that supposedly shows Kellan’s pubes, it’s not legit. I’ve included the Kellan pube pic, the actual pic of the model whose body and pubes got photoshopped, and a side-by-side comparison at the end of the gallery. Sorry to burst your gay fantasy bubbles.

Anyway, enjoy the following megapost of hot pictures of Kellan Lutz. It’s not completely comprehensive, but it oughta give you enough spank material to last for a couple of hours. Ha!

Kellan Lutz in various states of undress after the jump

I’ve written before (here and here) about the hottie PUMA Index guy that strips as the stock market tanks. Well, good news for all y’all horny homos who like Latin peen. PUMA model Miguel Iglesias has done a lot of other modeling work, including a full-frontal shot. Enjoy the gallery and his penga after the jump. I am sooo keeping my eyes glued to the PUMA Index site from now on and hoping to see Miguel take off more of his clothes.

Of course, don’t miss the video on Facebook of his PUMA Index stuff, and a fun cute interview on YouTube:

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This is the hottest video I’ve seen all week (which I guess just means since this morning… the week is still young). The music soundtrack sounds glitchily familiar. Any of you glitch heads recognize it? Was it one of our glitchheads who produced it? Just curious.