Kellan Lutz made a surprise appearance on Ellen’s show to promote the DVD release of New Moon. The audience proceeded to have mini-orgasms and soak their panties every time Kellan spoke. (And of course, half of the audience was made up of gay men soaking their panties too!)
Btw, I’m digging his new hair style. Much prefer it to the shorter look. Also, check out the part from 0:59 to 1:10. Hello, major bulge action! Hot…
It’s always, “Taylor Lautner this, Robert Pattinson that.” Okay, Robert Pattinson is a gross heroine-sheik freakazoid (dude, read his interviews, dude is whack). And Taylor Lautner just barely became legal, and if you look past his rockin’ body, he’s sort of got a pug nose. (If you’re reading this Taylor: I’d still totally bend over for you, TEAM JACOB ALL THE WAY!)
So let’s get down to business. Kellan Lutz is in the Twilight movies for like two seconds. But, he deserves way more attention, because he’s hot and motherfucker is stacked. Dude, you start to think he’s on roids, but then he speaks and he’s all cuddly and sweet. No roid rage. So, who knows. But if they’re thinking of recasting for Hulk 3 and want to save on the special effects budget, they should consider casting Kellan. Slap some green paint on those muscles (I volunteer to be that makeup artist) and have him practice saying “Hulk Smash” and you’ve got your movie made!
Oh, and you know that if there’s any gay hanky panky on the set of Twilight, Kellan is totally doing Taylor doggy style, making Taylor howl like a wild werewolf in heat.
Also, if you’ve seen the picture that supposedly shows Kellan’s pubes, it’s not legit. I’ve included the Kellan pube pic, the actual pic of the model whose body and pubes got photoshopped, and a side-by-side comparison at the end of the gallery. Sorry to burst your gay fantasy bubbles.
Anyway, enjoy the following megapost of hot pictures of Kellan Lutz. It’s not completely comprehensive, but it oughta give you enough spank material to last for a couple of hours. Ha!
I have been reluctant to jump on the “Kellan Lutz Calvin Klein” train like the rest of the gay blogosphere. I just didn’t see the point. I mean, yeah, Kellan’s hot and all. But his ad for Calvin Klein wasn’t that exciting. Well, then I saw the behind the scenes video, and now I’m a gay blogging ditto head too. Enjoy!
Oh, and BTW: When are we going to see some Kellan/Taylor slash-fiction?
Just Jared has been dutifully covering the disrobing of the Twilight twinkie stars. This is the best possible publicity stunt ever: Get the hunkalicious stars of the cheesy teen flick to walk around shirtless and the girls (and gay boys) will cream their pants in anticipation of the movie release. Well played, well played…
Is that Kellan Lutz’s peen bulge?! Hawt. And check out that juicy badonkadonk teen boy butt. Yum!
