03 Jun

Best Buddies: Heath and Jake

I ran across these pictures tonight while surfing for something totally unrelated to Jake or Heath. How cure are these pics? Must’ve been from the time during Brokeback Mountain…

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10 Jan

Jake G Is Dead to Me

Apparently Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon are engaged. Jake, say it aint so?!

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30 Nov

Jake and Reese: Mile High Club?

Bwaahaa Hahaha Haha Ha.
Yeah. Whatever. They have the best stunt publicity people ever… Give me a break.

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24 Oct

Reese is Jake’s Beard

It’s all over the news today. Read it here, here, and here.
Sorry Jake, I don’t buy it. Neither does WWTDD:
This is still way suspect. For starters, she’s 31 and he’s 26 and she has two kids. Also, he’s super gay. Although if he’s not gay, pretending to be gay would be a [...]

22 Oct

Jake G: On the Floor of the Men’s Room

Why is Jakey so familiar with what a men’s room floor feels like? This from the same interview where he denies being gay. The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
“I discovered two things that day: that the floor in a women’s bathroom is colder than the floor in the men’s. And believe me I’ve spent [...]

22 Oct

Blind Item: Jake G?

From Page Six:
WHICH movie studio is desperately trying to hide its latest star’s homosexuality? They have made him pair up with his leading lady, whom he couldn’t care less about.
Is it Jake and Reese? I say yes.

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14 Sep

Oh Jakey, No…

Jake makes statements about torture and goverment secrecy that make me not want him as my #1 boyfriend anymore:

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04 Sep

Toothy Tile

Chris Apollo did some internet sleuthing last night and sent me some delectable links. Ted Casablanca posted several “blind items” in his E!Online blog referencing the homo-tendencies of a certain Hollywood studlet who he referred to as Toothy Tile. Ted continued to post additional clues about Toothy Tile’s identity, while only publishing his readers’ guesses [...]