Evolution: By Steve Jobs

LOL.

Thanks go to Casey for sharing this one with me!

Apple Controls Your iPad, iPod, and iPhone

As much as I think the new iPad looks pretty, this poster outlines exactly why I won’t buy one and why a Google phone is likely to woo me away from my iPhone soon.

The New Apple iPad (Mad TV Skit)

From a few years ago:

Apple Store Love Song

This is so darned cute. Except for the part about putting his hard drive in her laptop. That was stupid. But the rest is cute.

via Towleroad

AT&T Customer Satisfaction Plummets

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Brandweek has an article about how AT&T’s ranking in an index of customer satisfaction has plummeted while Verizon has remained steady:

AT&T’s perception among adults over the age of 18 has steadily eroded throughout the summer, while Verizon Wireless has retained its standing, per an online poll of 5,000 consumers.

Consumers were asked to rate quality, value, satisfaction, recommendation, reputation and impression to generate an overall index score. Thanks to drops in the quality (“Is it high quality or low quality?”) and recommendation (“Would you recommend the brand to a friend?”) rankings, AT&T’s index score fell to 14.6 as of Sept. 10. That was down from 18.3 on June 16 and is considered a substantial drop for this type of index, per YouGov.

Verizon Wireless’ index score on Sept. 10 was 21.2, which is consistent with its rankings throughout the year.

AT&T rep Jenny Bridges said the survey is off base. “We continue to have low churn rates, which can be attributed to the fact that our customers are pleased with the services we’re providing them,” she said. “We care about the experience customers have with AT&T. That’s why we continue to invest billions of dollars a year in making network improvements, including the continued launch of our 3G wireless services in markets across the U.S. and the launch of HSPA 7.2 in six major markets by the end of this year.” (emphasis mine)

The quote from the AT&T rep at the end of the article pisses me off. It’s like they just don’t get it. Would it be SO awful for them to say, “Look, we know we have some holes to plug in providing our customers stellar service. To fix this, we are executing a 10-point plan over the next 10 months that will provide our customers with the flawless service they expect.”?!??!?!

Fuck AT&T and the high-horse they rode in on. And you know what? When people ask me if they should buy an iPhone, I now tell them NO WAY. I love my iPhone but I hate AT&T so much that I wouldn’t wish the dropped calls and lack of coverage on any fellow smart phone user.

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IMHO, if Apple waits until the end of its contract in June 2010 to leave AT&T, I don’t think they’ll have the “phone to beat” anymore. The shift to Palm Pre and Google Phones on Sprint and Verizon may have already doomed them. Apple: Please take note. Kthxbye. LOL.

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iPhone Video Projector

Despite this product being a-maz-ing, the review at Bitter Wallet cracked me up:

iPhone article every other day blah blah blah fanboys blah Apple blah best smartphone ever blah blah blah. MiLi Pro projector blah blah available this September blah:

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Blah blah projects up to a 40 inch screen blah blah, blah blah VGA input cable and an RCA input cable blah blah connect to a laptop PC or DVD player. Blah blah aren’t iPhones brilliant and piss in my arse if you think otherwise blah blah blah.

Snow White and the Apple

I’m not sure I like the implication that the apple is poison, but I love the concept regardless.

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What’s Behind a Phil Schiller Keynote?

Hahahahaha. Love the hungry, man-eating lions and the pool of piranhas. How very Dr. Evil.

Which reminds me of my post from last week where the dude claims Apple is the evil empire.

Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop: No Keyboard


Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

What If Steve Jobs Designed an iCar?

You’ve got to read this entire thread. Here’s a little glimpse. Also, find the entire chat transcript (via .jpg) after the jump.

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Apple Opposes Prop 8, Donates

Good for you Apple. It’s about time!

From Apple’s site:

No on Prop 8
October 24, 2008
Apple is publicly opposing Proposition 8 and making a donation of $100,000 to the No on 8 campaign. Apple was among the first California companies to offer equal rights and benefits to our employees’ same-sex partners, and we strongly believe that a person’s fundamental rights — including the right to marry — should not be affected by their sexual orientation. Apple views this as a civil rights issue, rather than just a political issue, and is therefore speaking out publicly against Proposition 8.

Steve Jobs Is A Big Meanie

A nine year old girl sent a letter to Steve Jobs with suggestions on how to make the iPod Nano even better than it already was. One suggestion, include song lyrics onscreen so people can sing along with their songs. The letter she received in response made her cry. Read more here.