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Via my buddy Ben Acker. Originally here.

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White Collar star Matt Bomer rocks out to a Wii dance game below. (He’s the cute one in the hat on the right). He’s got some funky cute rhythm. His costar on the left, however, is another story.

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I stopped watching a couple of seasons ago. This three minute summary of the deeper mysteries of the show makes me much more interested in picking back up and finishing.

I haven’t seen last night’s episode of GLEE yet. But this clip (via WGB) just powerfully moved me. Kurt’s dad is an amazing character, and his speech against the use of the word “faggy” is spot-on.

You may hate Ke$ha and/or her song Tik Tok. But either way, you have to admit this is pretty fun:

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From the YouTube description:
The Sue Sylvester video remake of “Vogue” debuted after Glee, and it was pretty flawless. We thought we’d put it side-by-side with the original to see how the two stack up.

The biggest difference seems to come at the end, but the Glee version is very faithful to the original with some simple alterations here and there. Jane Lynch does a great job as a stand in for Madge, even if her dance moves seem a little overly rehearsed. The vocal track is all Sue Motherf…ing Sylvester, but the spirit is all Madonna. Caution: this video will definitely make you excited for next week’s all-Madonna episode of Glee and may possibly turn you gay. Thanks to the author of this post Brian Moylan

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Wow, that’s really brilliant product placement.

I’ve only watched a couple of episodes of Hung on HBO, and thought it was just okay. But, a somewhat so-so show has definitely gotten creative in their advertising. These billboards are awesome. I love the astonished looks on the faces of the passersby. LOL.

This is some funny shit.

Alright, I’ll admit it: Before this weekend I had watched exactly zero coverage of the Olympics. People were buzzing all around me and I was like, “Bode what? Lindsey whozit now? Isn’t Apollo one of the Greek Gods?”

Then I spent the weekend at my parents’ house, and they are huge Olympic fans. It was almost always on the TV, accompanied by their commentary. That’s cool. I like watching people do cool stuff on skis and skates. I’m still convinced, though, that people watch downhill skiing, luge, bobsledding, ice dancing, speed skating, etc. mostly for the accidents. It’s like NASCAR… there’s not much interesting that happens until someone eats pavement (or snow/ice in this case).

So, we’re sitting there watching people skate around in tight circles really fast 12 times (don’t they get dizzy, because I did just watching them). I can get into it because inevitably someone loses their shit and slams into a padded ringside wall during each race. Then the coverage cuts away to Curling. Curling. Currrrrrling. Um, what the fuck is this doing in the Winter Olympics? Let me get this straight, women can’t compete in Olympic ski jumping, but they let some dudes scrub an ice rink with a broom in a drunk Scottish perversion of ice bowling or horseshoes?!

We watched this for about half an hour and I could not, for the life of me, determine what the hell the rules were. I gave up and decided I would never understand the intricacies of sliding a stone on ice for sport. But then today, I stumbled on this chart which explains how the “sport” is scored.

I still have my doubts, but at least I understand it better. And, to spice up the game a little, there’s a hottie pitcher (heh heh, pitcher) on the Canadian team named John Morris.

I’ll be recording it on my DVR for viewing after I get back from the gym tonight. I don’t have high expectations, but it might be fun. Check out a bunch of great screencaps at MHDaily.

Remember Alan Ritchson? He was an American Idol contestant and then starred as Aquadude on Smallville. Then he went on to do some hot underwear modeling that showed off his naked ass and his thinly veiled peen. See all of Loganotron’s coverage of Alan Ritchson here.

Here’s what we know about Alan from American Idol: He’s kind of a cocky asshole jerk.
Here’s what we know about Alan from Smallville: He can’t act his way out of a wet paper bag. Which is odd, since all he had to do on Smallville was walk around dripping wet and look pretty. And he did look pretty. But every time he opened his mouth, all I could think of was “brah! Brah! BRAH!”

Anyway, it appears that Alan has landed the typecast role of a lifetime in Blue Mountain State. He plays Thad Castle who is a self-obsessed, gay butt-sex obsessed, closeted (?), douchebag football player. All of his coaches think he’s deranged and his teammates dislike him. But he likes himself. And in the preview he flexes and admires himself in the mirror, talks about sticking his balls in a dude’s ass, mentions donkey-punching and dirty-sanchezing competitors, simulates virgin-fucking Tim Lebow, etc. So is it saw or hot that it’s not much a stretch to imagine Alan as Thad? Maybe it’s both hot and sad at the same time… (Make sure to watch the Alan Ricthson-centric trailer only on Spike.com.)

The show, premieres on Spike on January 12th and looks like it could be fun for a few episodes. Of course, I’m preparing myself to hear lots of homophobic and misogynistic slurs. I just hope they play up Thad’s own slightly closeted nature. That would be a welcome twist to an otherwise typical fratboy show.

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Simply put: Because one of the contestants is a fucking hot French porn star.

Chef Academy is clever and the lead chef instructor is a hilarious French prankster. Besides that, the hot French porn star who goes topless and then naked (except for his apron) in one episode, is more than enough reason to watch Chef Academy on Bravo. I watched a bunch of episodes over the holidays and now I’m hooked.

Need some proof? Fine, the hot Frenchie’s name is Emmanuel DelCcour (aka Jean Val Jean in porn). It’s my sad duty to report that he’s straight. So, if you can stomach watching him put his peen in a girl’s hooha, then click here and watch a sampling of his work. Or, if you’re a member of AEBN, then you can watch his stuff here.

Make sure to click through for a YouTube video of Emmanuel posing at Muscle Beach. And, for some action shots from his porn career.

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