I have a huge mega super duper crazy bonerrific crush on Trystan Bull. He’s so freaking dreamy. I’ve been trying to accumulate enough pics to feature him as a Humpday Hotness model soon. The challenge is that his previous pron work was less sexy than his more recent personal pron site TrystanBull.com (VERY NSFW).
Anyway, when I saw this Christmas picture of him, my heart melted. However, it had the exact opposite effect on the lower half of my body: something else became very very rigid. The full picture of Santa Trystan is after the jump…
AND please stay tuned. On Saturday I’m posting a very special Holiday Hotness post with tons and tons of sexy boys dressed as Santa, elves, reindeer, or dressed sparingly in other types of holiday attire. Trystan here is just a sample of what’s to come.
Let’s face it, I’ve got booty on the brain. As if Brandon weren’t enough, now I’m sharing Josh with you. Sure Josh has purty golden locks, big muscly arms, stunning hazel eyes, and (from the looks of it) a pretty nice front package. But wait til you see the final picture in the gallery. Wow. Booooootaaaayyy. Yum!
If you follow my Tumblr account, then you probably know that I’m obsessed with booty. Nice big muscular behinds. And if you know me in person, you know the irony of this obsession. Today’s model Brandon has the most amazing bubbly muscular rump that I’ve ever seen. I’m in awe. I’m covetous. I’m in heat.
If you read my blog with any regularity, you know that I’m in love with Nick Ayler. This is something like the fifth time I’ve featured him as a Humpday Hotness. He’s just that amazing. Gorgeous brown hair, penetrating eyes, and gorgeous body.And most importantly, he has the most fantastic muscle butt ever. I fully plan on featuring him every time that I stumble upon more photos of him. Hopefully you appreciate Nick as much as I do. If not… um, are you freaking crazy? Blind? Hello?! Take another look. Or ten. You’ll see what I see eventually.
This sexy Southern Brazilian has been in my image database forever. I can’t believe it took me this long to finally feature him. Well, what can you do, right? I believe that the giant gallery of sexy photos after the jump will more than make amends for my keeping him from you for so long. Enjoy!
Oh, and I love love love the freckles all over his chest. I can totally relate. Although, I have way more than he does.
I’ve seen these stylized pink-filtered pictures all over the nets lately. So I dug a little deeper and turned up some very sexy and very NSFW pics of Diego. Let’s put it this way, Diego has a very nice penis.
I don’t claim to be breaking any new blogosphere ground with this post. I know Chase has been featured all over the gay blogs lately. But what I haven’t seen is a ton of his work collected all in one place. So, without further ado, please click the link below and enjoy a smorgasbord of muscly hotness.
Okay, so maybe I’m geeking out a little this week. I blame it on the stomach flu which has dehydrated me to the point of delirium. In fact, I was actually in the ER yesterday when I remembered that I had this set of pictures and decided then and there that I would post it as a Humpday Hotness today. Yeah, sure, I was on morphine when I made that decision. But when I make up my mind, I’m unstoppable. So here it is, my morphine-induced bright idea: Guys with Swords.
Rick Day gets all the hottest models. But sometimes I get bored of the same backdrops, same poses, same lighting, same photo effects. But today, I just couldn’t resist. Steve K is quite possibly my ideal man. Even though there aren’t any X-rated photos after the jump (sorry, no booty shots), I still imagined doing lots of X-rated things to him.
I couldn’t decide who to pick for the pre-Thanksgiving Humpday Hotness. Then I had an epiphany: Why not give thanks for all the man fleshy hotness we’ve had the pleasure to ogle this year? After the jump, enjoy 75 samples of the hot faces, pecs, biceps, booties, and trouser snakes that we’ve featured in 2010′s Humpday Hotness posts. Be warned: Very NSFW.
Kevin is downright gorgeous. Those eyes. That smile. Those cheek and jaw bones. And wait til you see the bubble butt he’s packing. So very delectably scrumptious…
There’s something about Peter’s heavy brows, big nose, and thick lips that me think very naughty thoughts. My only recommendation to him and future photographers that shoot him is to go with the smirk and smile and don’t do the furrowed brow thing. The furrowed brow looks too Neanderthal-ish. (Note the last picture in the photo gallery and you’ll see what I’m talking about.)
So here’s the thing. I usually work on my Humpday Hotness posts each Monday nights. This week I was bleary eyed after work and sat down to the humpday task with no energy. I originally picked Trevor and sorted through the images, organized, ousted ones I didn’t like, etc. Then when I revisited the photo set Tuesday morning I decided I wasn’t ecstatic about Trevor. I planned on finding a new model to feature last night. But then I got home and was just too damn tired to go through the full mutli-hour process again.
The way I look at it is Trevor is big. Big everywhere. Big pecs, big guns, big muscle butt, and a big man-pleasing monster snaking out of his jockstrap. So while I might not be enamored with the neck-up, I am very much lust with everything neck-down. And be warned: The last three photos in the gallery are very cock-errific and are not safe for work, at all. Enjoy!
Today’s post is based on all kinds of current themes and fetishes. You see, I love big noses, and Simon here has a wonderfully pointed, sloped, big nose. I’m also really digging hairy/natural guys at the moment and I love how Simon shows off his natural scruffy body hair. And finally, I’m an unrepentant Democrat lefty liberal. Huh? You’re trying to figure how that one relates to Simon… Well you see, the Democrats may have taken a beating in last night’s national races, but they swept California. I live in California. The Democratic mascot is the Donkey. And Simon is hung like a Democrat. Kazow! See how I did that? I’m almost as good as Glenn Beck at drawing non-sensical comparisons. Booyah!
Please note that the pictures after the jump are possibly the most penis-filled and most NSFW pictures I’ve ever included in a Humpday Hotness post. Proceed with care. (Also, I featured Simon long ago. Check out that original post here.)
