Archive for the 'Crush' Category

08 Jun

Christian Ronaldo’s Penis?

OMGBlog has posted a pic that one of their readers claims is Ronaldo’s peen. It’s a pretty convincing shot. Perhaps it’s photoshopped, perhaps not. Either way, I’ve never been a big fan of Ronaldo’s until I saw this pic. In fact, jut the other day I was chit-chatting with my friend Chris Apollo about how we like Ronaldo’s sassiness and fashion boldness, but that we’re not really attracted to him generally. Well, if this pic is even remotely real, you can call me a convert!

Christian Ronaldo’s peen pic after the jump.
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08 Jun

Hot, Naked French Dudes in Paris

Well, their private parts are censored. But, it’s hot anyway:


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via Towleroad

03 Jun

Is Joe Jonas Gay or Just Silly?

Decide for yourself…

01 Jun

Twilight Twinks Get Naked

Just Jared has been dutifully covering the disrobing of the Twilight twinkie stars. This is the best possible publicity stunt ever: Get the hunkalicious stars of the cheesy teen flick to walk around shirtless and the girls (and gay boys) will cream their pants in anticipation of the movie release. Well played, well played…

Is that Kellan Lutz’s peen bulge?! Hawt. And check out that juicy badonkadonk teen boy butt. Yum!

More at JustJared here and here.

31 May

Zachary Quinto Bukkake

WTF is this about? Not sure, but don’t care much either. HOT!

Thanks to Meena for the heads up on this!

22 May

Aussie Bum Hot Summer Booty

Watch it to at least the 35second mark. And don’t blink or you might miss the hotness!

20 May

Robert Pattinson’s Greasy Unicorn Hair

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dlisted does it again with a post on Robert Pattinson that made me LOL. Via dlisted:


Robert Fancy Pattz arrived in Cannes to promote that movie about sparkly vampires with dry genitals who always get the shakes when that Kristen Stewart broad comes around. RPattz doesn’t look as dick buttery as usual, but I’m a little concerned about him standing in the sun like that. The unicorns frolicking in his magical forest hair will fry with all that grease! Seriously, his hair kind of looks like the inside of a deep fryer at McDonald’s at the end of the day. That being said, I’d still wipe my no-no on his hair and hit that shit!

20 May

I Haz So Manies Boyfriends

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io9 is having a Caption This contest for the New Moon poster, above. Here are a few of my faves from the comments:

“All your emo men are belong to us”

“The Good, The Bad and the Sparkly”

“Come with me if you want to feel the ecstacy of a thousand…. oh crap, SHE’S here again, dammit.”

And here are a few of my own attempts:

Bella: Hey boys, there’s a dickfor on your shoulder?
Edward and Jacob: (looking) Huh? What’s a dickfor?

Edward: Dude, nice triceps.
Jacob: Yeah bro. I wanna tap that sparkly ass.
Bella: Um…

Jacob: Ewwww. She’s gonna give me cooties.
Edward: I know, right?! I can help lick the cooties off of you.

19 May

Shirtless Chris Pine Digs for Gold, Reads NYT

Just Jared has an amazing gallery of shirtless Chris Pine pics. Included are two adorable ones. My first fave is of Chris digging for space gold up his Jefferies tube. My second fave is Chris reading the New York Times and sticking his tongue out in a “These words are hard to understand” sort of expression. So cute.

Lots and lots more shirtless pics of Chris Pine at Just Jared.

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19 May

Chris Hemsworth: Has an Almost Gay Control of His Hips

Check out this clip from the Australian version of Dancing with the Stars. Damn, that boy knows how to wiggle them, wiggle them, shake them hips. Lots of practice doing hip thrusts forwards and backwards. (But probably mostly backwards!)