I thought for sure that I’d featured Evan on Humpday Hotness before. But, I was wrong. So, here’s a MEGA post filled with scrumptious photos of this little hottie. Evan is a native Jersey boy. And, at 22 years old, he’s got nowhere to go but up. (Also, I kind of think he looks a little like my friend John’s brother. False Profit peeps, am I right?)
Here’s Evan on the (mis)pronunciation of his name: “I actually think its pretty funny how my name is mostly misspelled as Evan Wade instead of Evan Wadle… Everyone who’s known me since I was young has just called me The Wad: much easier.” Oh great Hera up on Mount Olympus! Evan just secured his position in every gay man’s fantasy with that nickname. LOL!
I don’t get star struck when I meet stars in person. Sure, I gush about them here, in the anonymity of the blogosphere. But when I’ve met Hollywood types in person, I’m always struck by their normality.
That being said, if I ever met Chace Crawford in person, I’m not sure I’d be able to utter anything intelligible. His raw sex appeal and popularity would likely render me a babbling idiot. I’d be reduced to monosyllabic caveman like grunts and body gestures. However, I’m sure that laying down on my back with my ankles behind my ears would sufficiently convey the appropriate message/invitation to my cute little Chacey-poo.
Kellan Lutz made a surprise appearance on Ellen’s show to promote the DVD release of New Moon. The audience proceeded to have mini-orgasms and soak their panties every time Kellan spoke. (And of course, half of the audience was made up of gay men soaking their panties too!)
Btw, I’m digging his new hair style. Much prefer it to the shorter look. Also, check out the part from 0:59 to 1:10. Hello, major bulge action! Hot…
Apparently Taylor Lautner’s abs and pecs were fake in the New Moon poster. Well, to be fair, they were real abs and pecs, just someone else’s abs and pecs. They belong to model Edilson Nascimento (former Humpday Hotness). Well, we think the now officially legal Taylor Lautner is still a hunk and a half with or without Edilson’s abs.
Update: Boy Culture points out that it’s not clear that this was ever an official poster, but was instead a fan generated poster. That would explain it then…
Okay, you gotta watch this video. Jake is adorable as he tries to act all badass. I love when he rips his pants off and makes faces at his female opponent. Also, when she pegs him in the butt with a tennis ball, the only thing going through my head was, “I’m sure that’s not the first time he’s had his ass slapped by balls!”
And Joe “the gay” Jonas Oh, Joe: You’re such a queermosexual. It’s so obvious when you wipe your hand on your shirt to get rig of the icky girl cooties after shaking her hand. You totally wanted to (and did?) bang Jakey off-set, right?!
Is it wrong that I can recite the lyrics to Ice Ice Baby without a musical cue? Wait, don’t answer that…
Oh, and I LOVE the appearance by Vanilla Ice and his rock retake on his original lyrics. I won’t lie. There’s something pretty effin’ hot about Dirtyrock Vanilla Ice singing alongside the alabaster skinned twinkies. Oh how the mind will wander…
I’ve posted about Sean Faris before (here and here). If you’re new to the Sean Faris ogling game, he recently posed for Men’s Health and all the gay boys in the house watched as their jaws hit the floor. Now Tyler Shields has done a video portrait of Sean Faris, and OMFG, it is hawt!
Update: For whatever reason, the Sean Faris video by Tyler Shields was removed from YouTube. (Booooo!) So, here’s a video of outtakes of Sean instead:
Update II: Reader James says that the video was considered too “sexual” and that’s why it was removed from PrudeTube. Gah. Anyway, many thanks to James for a new link:
Remember Alan Ritchson? He was an American Idol contestant and then starred as Aquadude on Smallville. Then he went on to do some hot underwear modeling that showed off his naked ass and his thinly veiled peen. See all of Loganotron’s coverage of Alan Ritchson here.
Here’s what we know about Alan from American Idol: He’s kind of a cocky asshole jerk.
Here’s what we know about Alan from Smallville: He can’t act his way out of a wet paper bag. Which is odd, since all he had to do on Smallville was walk around dripping wet and look pretty. And he did look pretty. But every time he opened his mouth, all I could think of was “brah! Brah! BRAH!”
Anyway, it appears that Alan has landed the typecast role of a lifetime in Blue Mountain State. He plays Thad Castle who is a self-obsessed, gay butt-sex obsessed, closeted (?), douchebag football player. All of his coaches think he’s deranged and his teammates dislike him. But he likes himself. And in the preview he flexes and admires himself in the mirror, talks about sticking his balls in a dude’s ass, mentions donkey-punching and dirty-sanchezing competitors, simulates virgin-fucking Tim Lebow, etc. So is it saw or hot that it’s not much a stretch to imagine Alan as Thad? Maybe it’s both hot and sad at the same time… (Make sure to watch the Alan Ricthson-centric trailer only on Spike.com.)
The show, premieres on Spike on January 12th and looks like it could be fun for a few episodes. Of course, I’m preparing myself to hear lots of homophobic and misogynistic slurs. I just hope they play up Thad’s own slightly closeted nature. That would be a welcome twist to an otherwise typical fratboy show.
Simply put: Because one of the contestants is a fucking hot French porn star.
Chef Academy is clever and the lead chef instructor is a hilarious French prankster. Besides that, the hot French porn star who goes topless and then naked (except for his apron) in one episode, is more than enough reason to watch Chef Academy on Bravo. I watched a bunch of episodes over the holidays and now I’m hooked.
