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If Chris Pine Can Rock His Smile Lines, Then So Can I

Let me be clear: I hate my smile lines. A lot. That’s why I almost never smile in pictures. Nowadays I just smirk or don’t show any expression at all. I hate those fucking lines and I certainly don’t want them digitally captured and spread all over the damn interwebs. I’ve even begun to entertain the notion of botox to smooth away the canyons that form around my eyes when I smile or laugh. (Yes, I know I’m being melodramatic. Just bear with me.)

Then something I saw tonight made me put my paranoid vanity in check. At least in part. You see, I stumbled upon some close-up shots of Chris Pine. Now, I consider Chris to be a hottie beyond belief. Like, Yowza! I’d bend over backwards (and, of course, forwards) for him and let him go where no man (ahem!) has gone before.

So when I saw these shots of Chris with his very pronounced smile lines, I was incredibly relieved. Mostly because he still looks damn sexy. And Chris is only three years younger than me. Sure, my smile lines might be slightly more pronounced. But when Chris reaches my ripe old age, his lines will be etched deeper too.

So I make this pledge: As of tonight I will try to be a little less freaked out about my smile lines. Maybe I’ll even smile a bit more often in pictures. We’ll see. I’ll let you know how it goes…

Is James Van Der Beek Making a Comeback?

With this hilarious video and his amazing animated GIFs on JamesVanDerMemes.com, methinks yes. You’ve got to check out his site. I approve.

DILF Khakis from James Van Der Beek

Vandermemes from James Van Der Beek

Warning: You Cannot Un-See ‘Bieber Palin’

My friend Mitch sent this to me. OMFG. ROFL.

via HuffPo

Tom Hardy: Sexiness in the Gym

That’s a mighty fine round bubble booty he’s got going on.

Fake Jake Gyllenhaal Naked

This is the most amazing photoshopped naked celebrity shot I’ve seen. And just for about 10 minutes I’m going to pretend it’s not fake. If ya know what I’m sayin’….

View the full hotness after the jump

Humpday Hotness – Rick Malambri (Step Up 3D)

Rick Malambri is a hot 28 year-old actor who is getting a lot of attention right now because of his starring role in Step Up 3D. He’s done some modeling, most notably for A&F and Da Man magazine. I was already planning on going to see Step Up 3D this weekend, but now I have added incentive. Yum!

Follow him on Twitter.

Lots of great shots of this sexy dancer after the jump

Eva Mendes Sex Tape

This is a riot!

Eva Mendes Sex Tape from Eva Mendes

Zac Efron’s CNN Interview

Apparently this promo piece for Charlie St. Cloud (um, yaaawwwwn), was important enough to make to the homepage of CNN. Yep, Breaking News!

Whatever, I’m not a hypocrite for posting it here. I’m not one of the big names in the National News Media… yet. Plus Zac is looking so damn fine these days, and he doesn’t sound like a complete idiot in this interview.

Twitter Hilarity: @LindsayInJail

Marc Scheff just turned me on to the awesome Twitter account @LindsayinJail. It’s very clever and hilarious:

Matt Bomer Dances to Ke$ha

White Collar star Matt Bomer rocks out to a Wii dance game below. (He’s the cute one in the hat on the right). He’s got some funky cute rhythm. His costar on the left, however, is another story.

via Boy Culture

Chace Crawford and His Rainbow Umbrella

At first I wanted to hate Chace Crawford for having an assistant to hold his umbrella. Then I stared at Chace’s face and realized I can’t hate someone that pretty. Finally, I read dlisted’s commentary on the matter and I laughed uncontrollably.

I loooove dlisted:

Chace Crawford is as fragile as a baby unicorn’s first coo and as precious as a bunny in a bubble bath, so you can’t expect him to hold his own umbrella! Besides, it’s impossible for Chace to hold his own umbrella. He might smudge his freshly polished nails or smear the foundation on his palms. Blake Lively and Leighton Meester can hold their own umbrellas, because their ancestors were vikings or miners or some shit. They are built for hard labor, but not Chace.

Fun Fact: Chace’s umbrella was originally white, but he accidentally farted and his multicolored butt fumes waltzed through the air before landing on it.

Moving My Head Like Yeah


Holy Shit, Zac Efron Has Grown Up. BAM!

Goodbye High School Musical, and hello Fratpad.com. Zac Efron’s body is no longer twinkish. He is now a hot muscle boy. Yum!

A few more via Beauty and the Bum.

Chace Crawford Is Still Pretty

I don’t get star struck when I meet stars in person. Sure, I gush about them here, in the anonymity of the blogosphere. But when I’ve met Hollywood types in person, I’m always struck by their normality.

That being said, if I ever met Chace Crawford in person, I’m not sure I’d be able to utter anything intelligible. His raw sex appeal and popularity would likely render me a babbling idiot. I’d be reduced to monosyllabic caveman like grunts and body gestures. However, I’m sure that laying down on my back with my ankles behind my ears would sufficiently convey the appropriate message/invitation to my cute little Chacey-poo.

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