I’ve loved running my whole life. The feeling of the wind hitting my face during my jogs and sprints is invigorating. One particular side-effect of being a runner is the enhancements it provides to the gluteus muscles. Yep. Runner’s butt.
During my freshman high school Track season, our uniforms consisted of the tiniest little green running shorts over the top of black spandex shorts. We’d often only wear the green running shorts during races. When we had home meets my friends would see me walking around in my skin-tight spandex and they took notice of the excessive curves I was rocking in my backside. And obviously, as teenagers do, they made it a meme.
This was also around the time that Sir Mix-a-lot’s famous song about big ol’ booties was popular on the radio. Immediately my nickname became “Baby Got Back,” and also sometimes, “Becky,” as in, “oh my god, Becky, look at her butt.”
By sophomore year we conceptually leapt across genres to the Beatles song Get Back (which is linguistically somewhat close to Got Back). That song features two characters: JoJo and Loretta. I have no idea why I didn’t get to be JoJo. But I didn’t. Instead my nickname became Loretta. Probably because it had already been Becky, so it made perfect sense to swap it out for another lady’s name.
So yes, my butt is a thing. A big thing. A source of nicknames. Of song attributions. Of humor and jokes. A spectacle in shiny leggings. A reason why jeans never fit. And while I was once embarrassed and even a little ashamed, I now love my gargantuan posterior.
This week has been a crazy one. I’ve kicked off two new client project in two days. Both Monday and Tuesday I woke up early and was a sleepy Logan by the end of the each day. In addition, I started a new six-week workout regimen on Monday. It’s intense and my goal is to add 15+ pounds of muscle in the next month or so. Needless to say, this is the first week in almost two years that I just didn’t have the energy to pull together a Humpday Hotness post.
You’ve seen me blog about Exterface before (Boy Wonder, Super Lover, Men in Lace, and most recently Unicorn). You might see a pattern emerging, a pattern of me loving Exterface’s man flesh-laden photography. Their newest photo spread STUD! made me feel all tingly down there. This boy is adorable in his geekshiek glasses, suspenders, and bunny ears. And his bubbly bodacious booty is delectable in that jockstrap. Haawwwt!
I mentioned this a few weeks ago, and have been eagerly awaiting the release of the full photo shoot. Today, Exterface posted their oddly sexy Unicorn album. I’ve always had a thing for unicorns (it’s probably the whole phallus on the head thing). And this hot boy dressed up as a unicorn only deepens my fascination with the magical creatures. Click here for all 22 photos.
The White Party took place in Palm Springs this weekend. And, I got to live vicariously through various dudes on Twitter who were swimming through the crowds of hot gay men all weekend. Not much to report, other than tanned, oiled, shirtless dudes in speedos. The one notable exception, though, was a costume party that Aden and Jordan Jaric posted pictures from. Check out these dudes painted up like N’avi. Wow!
I miss summers spent in the pool or at the beach. As a kid, we had a big pool that we practically lived in during the summer. Nowadays, my summer beach experiences usually consist of wrapping up to keep warm on the foggy San Francisco shores. In the spirit of times past, here are some hot pics of boys showing off their booties at the beach. Click through for pics of beach booty!
Is there anything quite as beautiful as water cascading over well-muscled gluteal mounds? Or beads of water collecting on perfectly rounded man ass? Or partially submerged booty, bubbling up out of the water like an island paradise?
To me, it’s art in its purest form. If you agree, then click through and enjoy the pics of wet naked boy booty after the jump.
I’m headed out camping for the July 4th weekend. Enjoy a few pics of Boy Booty and the American Flag. Because, nothing says American like naked boy butt! (Click through to see the boy booty pics.) Continue reading →
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This week I had sprawled naked booty on my mind. I love the first three photos. Especially the very first photo in the gallery (top left). OMG. Makes me weak in the knees and very un-weak in the groin. Continue reading →
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