Entries from January 2011 ↓

Bwahahahahahahaha. Hahahahahaha. Hahahahaha. Like seriously, I can’t stop laughing. And besides, haven’t they already done the gay vampire thing with True Blood?

Vampire Boys – Trailer C from Dore Kiniry on Vimeo.

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Hahahaha.

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

My studly buddy over at DQS sent this to me. It is effing brilliant.

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Nic Haas is goooorrrrgeous. I was mesmerized by some pics I came across of his on Tumblr, so I decided to do some digging and find all the photos of him that I could. Trust me, you’ll thank me for my efforts once you see the gallery, after the jump. I was a little too lazy to write my own summary about him, so I’m reusing this bio from somewhere:

Nic Haas, aka Nick Hawk was always intrigued by Hollywood, glamor and wanted a piece of it but had to start somewhere. Born and raised in the Madison, Wisconsin area he grew up working on farms, racing dirt bikes, snowboarding, wakeboarding, fishing, hunting, camping and going to bonfire parties where he free-styled for his friends. His favorite incentive of school was wrestling and football. He decided he needed to get away and joined the Air Force for a four-year-tour so he would receive the GI Bill and have his college paid for. His first gig was on the Tyra Banks show and he saw the Hollywood sign for the first time on top of the studio building and he knew he was home. While finishing college he bartended, trained and stripped to pay the bills. He graduated college in ’07 with an English major that focused on Creative Writing and Drama. During his last year of college he started his company Explicit Entertainment and ExplicitStrippers.com. In 2008 he was on the cover of Men’s Health UK. In 2009 he took second in the world in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and continues to practice as a purple belt and also has his own clothing line Explicit Apparel. You can also see him in the video below, where he did a stint with MalePerfection.net.

The amazing gallery of Nic’s smokin’ hot body after the jump

OMG, so awesome!

This episode is long but funny, and has a whole gay theme that runs throughout.

Let me be clear: I hate my smile lines. A lot. That’s why I almost never smile in pictures. Nowadays I just smirk or don’t show any expression at all. I hate those fucking lines and I certainly don’t want them digitally captured and spread all over the damn interwebs. I’ve even begun to entertain the notion of botox to smooth away the canyons that form around my eyes when I smile or laugh. (Yes, I know I’m being melodramatic. Just bear with me.)

Then something I saw tonight made me put my paranoid vanity in check. At least in part. You see, I stumbled upon some close-up shots of Chris Pine. Now, I consider Chris to be a hottie beyond belief. Like, Yowza! I’d bend over backwards (and, of course, forwards) for him and let him go where no man (ahem!) has gone before.

So when I saw these shots of Chris with his very pronounced smile lines, I was incredibly relieved. Mostly because he still looks damn sexy. And Chris is only three years younger than me. Sure, my smile lines might be slightly more pronounced. But when Chris reaches my ripe old age, his lines will be etched deeper too.

So I make this pledge: As of tonight I will try to be a little less freaked out about my smile lines. Maybe I’ll even smile a bit more often in pictures. We’ll see. I’ll let you know how it goes…

With this hilarious video and his amazing animated GIFs on JamesVanDerMemes.com, methinks yes. You’ve got to check out his site. I approve.

LOL

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I still hate the costume.

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