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I hate the cold. I hate the cold snow. So it stands to reason I also hate skiing. That being said, if the slopes were filled with guys that looked like the ones in today’s gallery, I’d learn to accept the cold and snow real quick.

Lots of hot ski bunnies in various states of disrobe after the jump

Happy Holidays, everyone! Enjoy these hot dudes dressed in various Santa/elf attire. Blogging will be lite over the next few days since I’ll be visiting my parents and the only internet where they live is dial-up. I’ll be back soon, though. Until then, Happy Holidays!

A robust and merry gallery of hot dudes after the jump

Wow. This is real compassionate conservatism.

Yep, that’s about right. Add Tumblr and Google Reader and you’d have my Bermuda Pentagon.

Yesterday Twitter was all abuzz with sightings of a magnificient rainbow over SF. I thought to myself, “Meh. Rainbow happen all the time.” Dude was I wrong. Rainbows may happen all the time, but not like this they don’t. Wowee Zowee.

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I have a huge mega super duper crazy bonerrific crush on Trystan Bull. He’s so freaking dreamy. I’ve been trying to accumulate enough pics to feature him as a Humpday Hotness model soon. The challenge is that his previous pron work was less sexy than his more recent personal pron site TrystanBull.com (VERY NSFW).

Anyway, when I saw this Christmas picture of him, my heart melted. However, it had the exact opposite effect on the lower half of my body: something else became very very rigid. The full picture of Santa Trystan is after the jump…

AND please stay tuned. On Saturday I’m posting a very special Holiday Hotness post with tons and tons of sexy boys dressed as Santa, elves, reindeer, or dressed sparingly in other types of holiday attire. Trystan here is just a sample of what’s to come.

Happy Holidays, everyone!

Love,
-Logan

Santa Trystan has a gift for you after the jump

While I love Barney’s frankness (haha, get it?!), I like the notion of this homosexual agenda much better:

6:00 AM Gym
8:00 AM Breakfast (oatmeal and egg whites)
9:00 AM Hair appointment
10:00 AM Shopping
12:00 PM Brunch

2:00 PM
1) Assume complete control of the U.S. Federal, State and Local
Governments as well as all other national governments,
2) Recruit all straight youngsters to our debauched lifestyle,
3) Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages,
4) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents of Colombian
and Jamaican drug cartels,
5) Establish planetary chain of “homo breeding gulags” where over-medicated
imprisoned straight women are turned into artificially impregnated baby
factories to produce prepubescent love slaves for our devotedly
pederastic gay leadership,
6) bulldoze all houses of worship, and
7) Secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media for the
exclusive use of child pornographers.

2:30 PM Get forty winks of beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles from stress of world conquest
4:00 PM Cocktails
6:00 PM Light Dinner (soup, salad, with Chardonnay)
8:00 PM Theater
11:00 PM Bed (du jour)?

Let’s face it, I’ve got booty on the brain. As if Brandon weren’t enough, now I’m sharing Josh with you. Sure Josh has purty golden locks, big muscly arms, stunning hazel eyes, and (from the looks of it) a pretty nice front package. But wait til you see the final picture in the gallery. Wow. Booooootaaaayyy. Yum!

A few hot shots of this stud after the jump

If you follow my Tumblr account, then you probably know that I’m obsessed with booty. Nice big muscular behinds. And if you know me in person, you know the irony of this obsession. Today’s model Brandon has the most amazing bubbly muscular rump that I’ve ever seen. I’m in awe. I’m covetous. I’m in heat.

A great gallery of Brandon and his bodacious booty after they jump

I stumbled upon this on Tumblr. It was simply titled “Euro Bat.” Not sure who the artist is, but wow. Cool stuff.

This might just be the most awesome thing ever.

Facebook COO Sheryl Sandberg looks at why a smaller percentage of women than men reach the top of their professions — and offers 3 powerful pieces of advice to women aiming for the C-suite.