15 Nov
Lost in Translation
I think I’ve finally cracked the code to what my cat says when I walk in the door each night. It’s mere seconds before she’s on the banister to greet me. This is what I hear:
Meow, meow meow meow meow meow. Meow MEOW MEOOOOWWW. Meow…. meow. Meow? Meow. MEOW! MEEEEEOOOOWWW?!?!?!
Something clicked tonight and I’m pretty sure I finally accurately translated my cat’s language:
Yo. You fucker. I’m hungry. Huuuunnnnnngrrrrrryyyyyy. Hungry. Hun. Gry. HUNGRY. Why is there no food in my bowl and in my tummy? Feed me. NOW! FOOOOOOOODDD NOW?!
Yep, that’s an exact translation. You can quote me.
Lol Thank the jebus someone finally started translating Cat. My kitties jump in my face and meow and then run to their food bowls.
November 17th, 2010 at 8:13 pm