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Ted Kennedy was known as the “Liberal Lion” of U.S. politics. Now that he’s gone, who will rise up and take the mantle? The most obvious choice would be the leader of the Democrats, Barack Obama. Here’s my attempt to visually represent the type of lion each politician might be if he were literally the King of the Jungle. Just sayin’…

Very educational. More at The Bold Italic.

This is billed as some kind of “short film” by photographer Carlos Arias. Whatever it is, it’s hot.

via EthanSays

Best viewed at full size. (That’s what she said.) Click to enlarge. (That’s what she said.)

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via Chemically Green

More fun illustrations of “Stuff No One Told Me” here.

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

I’ve raved about Exterface’s Unicorn before. My buddy John sent me this oil painting of the Exterface Unicorn guy today. It made my day.

Again, the internets seem to be dead today. Where are all you people and why aren’t you blogging, tweeting, or Facebooking funny stuff? ENTERTAIN ME, now!

Since few of you are likely to respond to my commandment, I bring you some past comic/stories from Hyperbole and a Half, one of the funniest sites on the intarwebz. Each of the images I included is just a taste of what’s in store if you click the link and read the entire comical story. Enjoy:

This is Why I’ll Never be an Adult

I’ll Sell the Shit Out of Your Tacos

The Awkward Situation Survival Guide

How a Fish Almost Destroyed My Childhood

Two things: 1) I’m thinking of becoming a lesbian so I can marry Rachel Maddow, and 2) Rachel Maddow for President!

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OMG! I. Want. Them. All.

via DQS and Obvious Winner

Dude, remember the days, er rather, remember the nights? When we’d scuttle off to some underground location, a beach, under the freeway, somebody’s warehouse, our warehouse, or even a raver club like 550 Barneveld? When we’d ingest various substances and then dance all night to amazing music? When we’d make new friends and then make even more new friends all in the same night? When we’d roll into Sparky’s or some other all-night diner, wearing our sweaty fat pants and euphorically grinning?

Dude, those were great times. I miss those nights sometimes. But, more importantly, I miss those beats. I miss the BPMs that made you get your ass on the floor and made your feet start jumpin’. I miss the pregnant bass that made you feel like your body was going to explode with happiness. I miss uncontrollably laughing with utter joy when the DJ played a favorite track.

So, In memory of our fun-filled nighttime dance fests, and more importantly, in honor of the friendships we built on those dance floors, here’s something to take you back:

So let me get this straight: There’s going to be an movie about CGI animated blue people and it’s going to be in 3D? Is this just “Avatar: the Little People?” And seriously, if it needs 3D to “good,” then we all know that probably means it’s going to suck balls. Sigh.