Archive for January, 2010

19 Jan

My Thoughts on Massachusetts and the Dems

A friend asked me today what I thought about the Dems and their poor poll numbers in Massachusetts. He also asked how it was possible that one man (theoretically Scott Brown if he gets elected) could hold up health care. Here’s my response:

Indeed, how can one Senator end healthcare reform? But Joe Lieberman basically brought the whole thing to a halt too. And now we don’t have a public option because of Lieberfucker. What’s more, the US population is opposed to healthcare reform for the first time. And why is that? Because now it’s just a shell of reform that gives massive handouts to healthcare companies (via the individual mandate) and does not guarantee protection of the little guy (via a government run program).

Sometimes I hate the Senate and especially the Democrats. Why must the Dems pretend that the threat of a filibuster is the same as actually forcing your opponents to use up their political capital by going through with a filibuster. A real filibuster has political consequences for those invoking the procedure. The Dems witnessed that during the Dark Ages of Bush. But, they’re being too nice by letting the mere threat of a filibuster keep them from moving forward.

As you know, my blog (and my Facebook feed) were all about healthcare for the majority of 2009. It’s the topic I cared most deeply about and knew inside and out. Now we are left with a scrawny piece of legislation that leaves me feeling sad and indifferent. And, I’m guessing that a lot of liberals in our most liberal state (Massachusetts) are feeling the same right now. Thus Martha Coakley might just lose a Senate seat held by Democrats for over a half-century to a Republican. Sigh.

Wake up Democrats! Wake up Obama! We want strength and conviction. We want a Party of leaders who believe in something and are willing to play hardball to make that into a reality.

19 Jan

Jon Stewart on How Fucked Up the Democrats Are

Watch the whole thing. Some of the best stuff is at the end.

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19 Jan

Massachusetts Dems: Get Out and Vote for Coakley

If you’re a regular reader of this blog and you live in Massachusetts, then please get and vote today. Vote for Martha Coakley for Senator so that you don’t let a Teabagging blowhard like Scott Brown representing your state. And, if you’ve already voted, then go one step further: Tell your friends, neighbors, and coworkers to do the same!

18 Jan

Naked Gay Muscle Clowns

If you didn’t have a fear of clowns before, you might just develop one after viewing these photos. Seriously, this is the weirdest shit I’ve seen in a long long time. Make sure to click through and see two more NSFW photos.


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15 Jan

iNaked: iPhone Application

Awesome. Where do I get it? Price is unimportant, I want…

via MHDaily

15 Jan

Rep. John Shadegg (R) on Loss of Public Option

Man, this guy makes a lot of sense. The Dems are idiots for losing the public option.

14 Jan

Grasping Thor’s Hammer

Thanks to Nagu for sending this to me:

14 Jan

Karma Is a Bitch

This is awful and sort of funny too. I’m so so so happy there weren’t social networks when I was in high school…

“This can be seen as an incredibly cruel prank, but, man, oh, man, is it hilarious. An Asian-American teenager (?) gets busted after his sister tells their parents about the 12-pack of beer that he’s hiding in his room. He decides to get his revenge by posting his sister’s “hook-up list” on Facebook and tag all the guys she’s given blowjobs and handjobs to. Click the image to enlarge:”

14 Jan

OCD Tablets

LOL, thanks Lene!!

13 Jan

Learn to Speak Tea Bag

Awesome:

via WBG

13 Jan

Humpday Hotness – Leonardo Corredor

From Most Beautiful Man:
Leonardo Corredor, born February 27, 1989 in Mérida, is a Venezuelan model and actor.

After beginning his career as a fashion model, Corredor has branched out into acting roles, starring in several minor roles in TV series such as “Control Remoto,” “Dum Dum” and “La Merienda”.

In 2007, Corredor landed his big break when he took part in the most important national contest for men, “Mister Handsome Venezuela.” The recognition he got encouraged him to continue modeling. He can now be seen in several editorial and fashion magazines in Venezuela.

Leonardo filmed himself stroking his pinga and the video leaked onto the internet. When asked about it he said he was stunned, but seemed pretty relaxed about it too.

You can follow him on Twitter and Facebook. As always, an huge gallery of hot pics after the jump…

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13 Jan

Up Your Butt With A Coconut

OMG.

via Heroes N Hunks

12 Jan

‘Blue Mountain State’ Premieres Tonight on Spike

I’ll be recording it on my DVR for viewing after I get back from the gym tonight. I don’t have high expectations, but it might be fun. Check out a bunch of great screencaps at MHDaily.

12 Jan

Tantra Chair (Starring Malachi Marx)

I have a great creative job. But yesterday I realized just how great my job really is. I was asked to research fun and clever names for sex toy stores for a project we’re working on. I jumped right on it, er… I got busy right away, er… I dove right in. Okay, never mind.

As I was researching various hilarious store names, Lene pointed me to the high end Tantra Chair. I started looking at the pictures and thought to myself, “Hey is that Malachi Marx?” And guess what… IT IS Malachi Marx.

For those of you who don’t know, Malachi was a Randy Blue model and a male escort who was gay for pay. He recently decided to quit the gay escorting and gay porn world to lead a more normal life with his girlfriend/wife. He’s also writing a memoir about his gay for pay days. Read Malachi’s exit interview here and enjoy a very NSFW gallery of Malachi’s porn work here.

So the worst part about Malachi’s modeling for Tantra Chair is that there are girl cooties involved. The best part, though, is that there are a dozen hot photos and seven, that’s right 7, videos of Malachi fucking some girls on the Tantra Chair. It’s obvious in some of the videos that they’re totally faking it a-la Cinemax (everything but the penetration).

However, in a few of the videos they’re totally not faking it. Make sure to watch video #7 for some hardcore penile-vaginal penetrative intercourse. Normally I wouldn’t be encouraging you to watch this, but since Malachi’s massive meat cannon has also been lodged inside boys’ booties in the past, it’s acceptable to watch it engaged in more heterosexual endeavors, imho.

Here’s a PG-rated video of the tantra chair. Again, make sure to check out the R- and X-rated videos. And, after the jump I’ve included a gallery of Malachi Marx demonstrating the various positions suggested for use with the Tantra Chair.

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12 Jan

Lemme See

A straight gal learns the ways of gay online dating when her best gay boyfriend shows her Manhunt. She’s so amazed by the concept of dick picks that she pens a tune about it. Lyrics NSFW