Gay Pirate Porn Review: Black Wade

When I ordered it on Amazon I assumed Black Wade was going to be erotica. I brought it along with me on a NYE mountain retreat with a bunch of my straight friends. When we were all sitting around reading books after breakfast one day, when I tore off the plastic wrap and popped open the book. Lo and behold! Thar be pirate booty getting plowed by pirate penis, matey! Arrrrgggh!

Funnily enough, Black Wade was a hit with my straight friends. At several points I held the book up and read it to them like a teacher reads a book to his students. I would also stumble upon my friends reading the story and admiring the butt sex art when I was just out of sight. BUSTED!

The art is great and the story is more romantic than you might think at first (seeing as how it starts with a battle and then a pirate-prisoner rape scene). It’s the tale that all of us gays hoped Pirates of the Caribbean would turn into. I mean, c’mon: Johnny Depp should totally have taken Orlando Bloom as his sex slave and plundered Orlando’s pirate booty. I had planned on several more sentences of bad pirate puns, but I’ll spare you the pain.

All in all, I enjoyed the book a lot and highly recommend it to anyone who likes gay porn, gay comics, and/or gay pirates. I’ve include some hardcore scans after the jump. Here’s the description from the Black Wade site:

The rough and merciless pirate Black Wade and his band are the scare of the seven seas. And just like his greed for gold is insatiable, his sexual craving knows no boundaries as well: When they board a British ship, Wade takes Lieutenant Jack Wilkins as a prisoner to satisfy his lust. At first Wilkins struggles with all his might, but soon he has to acknowledge that he actually has pleasure in the eager sexual encounters with the handsome pirate. In the meantime his fiancé Annabeth is waiting wistfully for the return of Jack, not knowing if he’s still alive. And on the pirate ship emotions are running high as well: Buccaneer Marak keeps a jealous watch over the prisoner Jack. He would love to polish Wade’s gun barrel himself. Due to the rising nervousness Wade realizes that he cannot allow himself the tender feelings he begins to have for Jack. To prove how merciless he is, he maroons Jack on a raft and relinquishes him to the forces of the wide ocean. But that’s nowhere near the end of the story…, I had no idea Black Wade was going to be hardcore pirate porn.

Hardcore pirate fucking after the jump:





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#1 Dale Lazarov on 08.29.10 at 9:04 pm

The “corrective rape” aspect of BLACK WADE totally turned me off. :-/


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