10 Reasons Why You Hate the Twilight Saga
Entertainment Weekly has a great piece on the 10 Reasons Why You Hate the Twilight Saga. Totally hilarious! And I agree with almost all of it. Some of my favorite reasons they include (and my comments) include:
1. Vampires Shouldn’t Sparkle
Dude, seriously. Hello Kitties sparkle. Vampires are dark and mysterious and turn into dust in the sunlight. NOT sparkle!!
2. Bella Is Too Broody
From EW: Our daughters deserve something more to aspire to than being a girl who will jump off a cliff into the northern Pacific because her bf breaks off their destructive relationship.
4. Kristen Stewart’s Perma-pout
From EW:Kristen Stewart’s acting style goes a little like this: crease brows, pout lips, hang mouth open and blow derisively through nose, roll eyes, repeat. Repeat and repeat and repeat incessantly for two hours.
5. Twi-Moms Are Weird
Seriously?! Cougars and werewolves and vampires, Oh My!
10. Robert Pattinson’s Just Not That Cute
The dude used to be cute in Harry Potter. He’s just aging badly, imho. When he smiled in a close-up in New Moon, his eye-wrinkles rippled across his face like a pebble disrupting a still pool of water. He’s supposed to be eternally 17 in the movie. RPattz needs to stop smoking and start moisturizing.