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Maine’s Senator Olympia Snowe has played a pivotal role in the healthcare debate so far. And, since she cast a GOP-rocking vote today, it’s fitting that this bizarre Maineiac video from Jacob Buckshot should be be making the rounds in the gay blogosphere.

First let me say that this guy’s guns are amazing (and I’m not talking about the rifles). Second, I got more than a little excited by the following lyrics:

“I got twenty-one guns, and a moose-sized dick.” (Would love to see the photo evidence of that!)

“I shit a log cabin every time I drop a deuce.” (“Log cabin” you say?! Is that a gay republican reference?)

“I am Caucasian, but mostly just COCK.” (Love the way he says ‘cack’. And again, would love to see him prove that claim.)

The blogger who first brought it to my attention couldn’t tell whether Jacob was being ironic or not. Well, I did a little digging and… Jacob Buckshot is the character’s name played by actor Luke Sholl. Luke has starred in several CollegeHumor.com videos. His bio on Vimeo reads:

Actor/Personal Trainer, Luke Sholl moved to NYC from the woods of Maine in the fall of 2002. He attended Marymount Manhattan College for 2 years where he was one of two straight guys in the theatre program. Luke has done everything from bartending at a bowling alley to driving an old lady around in a stalling, duct-taped sorry excuse for a limousine. He’s been offered lots of money to flex for a man’s muscle fettish and has been fired from the same company twice!

Luke is also a personal trainer in NYC. And, one of his more notable appearances on CollegeHumor was Dr. Manhattan’s Pants. Watch the clip for a very nice close-up of Luke’s booty.

And just for fun times, here’s a behind-the-scenes clip of Luke getting painted blue:

Luke Sholl as Dr. Manhattan from Luke Sholl on Vimeo.