09 Jul
Robert Pattinson Wet T-shirt Contest
Okay, so there is no wet T-shirt contest. But if there was, I’m not sure he’d win. Sure… he’s got pretty wet hair, but the boy has got concave tits. He’s such an emo/hipster/twink. That’s okay though, he’s still quite lovely. (That was me trying to use British vocabulary. Ha!)
I wonder what happens to a diamond-skinned sparkle-twink vampire when he gets wet. Do his sparkles fade, or do they glisten from the moisture and become even more gayishly brilliant?!
He always looks so dirty, he would need a shower before….
July 9th, 2009 at 9:15 am