Humpday Hotness – Christopher Fawcett
Last weekend I was at a gay fundraiser with Christian and a bunch of other gays. My friend Kenny (Humpday Hotness’ #1 fan) was also there. After a few drinks Kenny was loose-lipped and I got him to spill the beans about his big-dicked, delectably twinkish boyfriend. Let’s just say if it’s half as big as drunk Kenny made it sound, anuses everywhere are clenching in fear.
Thus, when I stumbled upon young, twinkish Christopher Fawcett here, I couldn’t help but think of Kenny and his donkey-konged BF. You see, Christopher is also young, adorably twinkish, and horse hung. Dude, seriously. The last two pics of the gallery (after the jump) will make you drop your jaw (for various reasons)! Take note, this gallery shows more full-frontal than I ever have in the past. It’s very very NSFW.
And over at Dudetube they have a pic of the turgid behemoth. (Scroll down) NSFW NSFW NSFW!!! Dudetube poses the question, “Is it really Christopher?” I’ve performed professional belly-button analysis of the various images to confirm that it is in fact Christopher and his elephant trunk.
This boy gives a whole new meaning to Walk softly and carry a big stick!”
Oh man… Hottest of the hotness. You know, at the end of the year, or the one year anniversary of Hotness, you should have a King of the Hotness poll and determine whose pictures you have to find more of (hint hint Christopher Fawcett.)
Yeah, he does look quite familiar. Wink wink.
Is he related to Farah Fawcett?
May 6th, 2009 at 9:47 amAs much as I hate to burst the bubble, unfortunately those two ‘peek-a-boo pics that show how ‘gifted’ Mr. Fawcett is are photoshopped. They are the original pics from the photographer Rick Day, but he is know to alter most if not all of his pics. That said Christopher has nothing to be ashamed about, so it makes no sense for Rick Day to ‘mutilate’ him like this. Oh Yeah-he is gay. His BF’s name is Jordan Carlyle-google him he’s hot too. He models but I believe he acts on broadway also.
May 9th, 2009 at 11:29 am[...] You may recall the twink from a few weeks ago with a Louisville slugger hanging between his legs. Lucky for you, I stumbled upon some more hot pics of Mr. Elephant Trunk. What’s more, one of the commenters on my last post pointed me in the direction of Christopher’s boyfriend, Jordan Carlyle. How annoying is it that these two are so sickeningly adorable and hot. Effing bastards. j/k [...]
June 17th, 2009 at 9:15 am