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Check out the trailer for the upcoming Family Guy/Star Trek episode at Fox.com!!

What’s up with the new trendy man stink? I’ve blogged about Zac Efron’s raunchy pits before. Now Robert Pattinson is a stinky gAy-lister too? This seems to be a new fad amongst the young closeted gay Hollywood twink scene.

I wonder if Zac and Robert are special friends, and give each other baby-wipe showers…!

And because I could never do this story the justice it deserves, here’s dlisted’s commentary that totally cracked me up:

Robert Pattinson also hates shampoo. And conditioner. And shower puffs. Fuck, he even hates water, because the dude apparently never washes his shit and it’s starting to gross out whores on the set of New Moon. Pig Pen lives in RPattz! So the sparkle dust must really be shiny dirt particles.

Some source who hasn’t grown to appreciate the fresh scene of a farting unicorn in the morning told E! (via SS), “He stinks. I mean, it’s awful. He never showers, and it drives people on the set crazy. He completely reeks.”

Robert himself will be the first to tell you that he isn’t really a fan of that washing his ass or anything else. A while ago Robert said he can go weeks, if not YEARS, without washing his magical forest hair, “I have so much residue crap in my hair from years and years and years of not washing it and not having any sense of personal hygiene whatsoever.”

I’m sure there has to be another reason why RPattz likes to make cheese on his body. He must feed the glittery unicorns that frolic through his hair! If he doesn’t wash his business, they can nibble on all the cheese they want! And he also probably thinks that if he reeks like Eww de Dick Butter, it will keep the sparkle-hungry fangirls off of him. Wrong. Because they will gladly lick his vampire ass crack. Butt jelly and all.

More commercials like this, please!

Lsat week we brought you Tyler. This week we present Tyler to you. Normally I don’t swoon over the pretty boys with long blond hair. I’m more of a tall, dark and handsome sort of swooner. But, I made a bit of an exception in this case. Tyler golden mane is acceptable, to say the least. And everything else below the blond hair is pretty acceptable too.

Make sure to check out more pics of Tyson and his golden locks after the jump.
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Now, that would be a hot duo to watch on screen!

I finally found an awesome pic of Doctor Manhattan’s big blue uncut penis. And, as promised, I’m sharing it with all of you. Feast your eyes on this tasty piece of hunk of man flesh:

Check it out after the jump…
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Hey fans, friends, and readers:

I’m offline for the most part for the next week. I am spending a week with Christian, his dad, and his brother down in La Paz Mexico. They own a sailboat that they dock down in La Paz, and we’re down here doing some work on the boat. Then, on Saturday we’re going to set sail and visit some of the islands around here. Fun times!!

The hotel & resort that the boat is docked at is gorgeous. (That’s a picture of the pool, above). We access to the hotel’s beach, pool, and other facilities while we’re in dock. Holla!

Anyway, don’t hate me too much because I’m beautiful or because I’m spending Spring Break in Baja California. I promise to post occasionally and I have made sure to pre-schedule the Humpday Hotness posts for the next week. I wouldn’t want you to be without the hot man flesh that gets you through the end of your week…!

Much love,
-Logan

Tyler Bachtel has a very unique face. His jaw and nose are very angular and distinctive. At first you wonder if it’s a good thing. But, I can tell you that after much studying of Tyler’s facial features, I have in fact concluded that they are good. Case closed. Glad I could clear that one up for you!

Make sure to check out Tyler’s other hot modeling photos after the jump.
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From WhereDaGoldAt.com:

Some of Alabama’s finest citizens spotted a leprechaun in a tree located in the Crichton area of Mobile. As word spread, masses of people poured out to see the leprechaun and in some cases, attempt to confiscate his gold. Local news stations have visited the site multiple times but despite their best efforts are unable to capture the leprechaun on camera.

At WhereDaGoldAt.com we are dedicated to uncovering the truth behind this important story. There are many credible theories floating around including:

• A crackhead who got hold of the wrong stuff and was told to “play a leprechaun.”
• “Casting a shadow from the other limb.”
• There is a pot of gold under the leprechaun tree. -We are working with a local citizen who is planning on uprooting the tree via rented backhoe in order to determine if there is in fact a pot of gold under the tree. This plan has been delayed as it turns out that the tree it on city property and a permit is needed to dig it up. Despite all the evidence, authorities have not yet provided this permit.

While forensic evidence proves that the leprechaun is good (not like the evil one in the movies), many Mobile residents are taking drastic steps to prepare for their encounters including the use of special clothing that wards off leprechaun spells and the use of a rare leprechaun flute. Tracking down the leprechaun has proved difficult, as it only appears at night and has found a way to hide itself whenever light it pointed at it.

OMG. This is so so so so so awesome.

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Thanks to Christian for the hilarious afternoon distraction.

This makes sense. Take the state out of the marriage business and let the churches confer marriage upon whomever they see fit. And, what NO ONE seems to be saying is that some churches would still marry gay people according to their doctrines.

Via TIME:

When a Jewish boy turns 13, he heads to a temple for a deeply meaningful rite of passage, his bar mitzvah. When a Catholic girl reaches about the same age, she stands in front of the local bishop, who touches her forehead with holy oil as she is confirmed into a 2,000-year-old faith tradition. But missing in each of those cases — and in countless others of equal religious importance — is any role for government. There is no baptism certificate issued by the local courthouse and no federal tax benefit attached to the confessional booth, the into-the-water-and-out born-again ceremony or any of the other sacraments that believers hold sacred.

Only marriage gets that treatment, and it’s a tradition that some legal scholars have been arguing should be abandoned. In a paper published March 2 in the San Francisco Chronicle, two law professors from Pepperdine University issued a call to re-examine the role the government plays in marriage. The authors — one of whom voted for and one against Proposition 8, which ended gay marriage in California — say the best way out of the intractable legal wars over gay marriage is to take marriage out of the hands of the government altogether.

Instead, give gay and straight couples alike the same license, a certificate confirming them as a family, and call it a civil union — anything, really, other than marriage. For people who feel the word marriage is important, the next stop after the courthouse could be the church, where they could bless their union with all the religious ceremony they wanted. Religions would lose nothing of their role in sanctioning the kinds of unions that they find in keeping with their tenets. And for nonbelievers and those who find the word marriage less important, the civil-union license issued by the state would be all they needed to unlock the benefits reserved in most states and in federal law for married couples. more…

This is so good. Dude, don’t take it so seriously!

I was going to try to write something funny about the new Zac Efron photo shoot. Then I noticed dlisted had already done a fabulous job. Far better than I could ever hope be. So funny, in fact, that I LOL’d at work when I read it. (Bad, bad Logan — Should not be looking at hot pics of Zac Efron while eating fish tacos for lunch at work!)

Via dlisted:

Zac Efron Needs A Bath

Specifically, he needs a sponge bath given by me. Don’t worry, I’ll keep my slimy paws off of him. Besides, I won’t need to use my hands. I know how to hold a sponge with my ass lips. It’s a trick I learned when I was a Candy Striper.

Anyrollingaroundinanalslime, here are more pictures of the always purdy Zac Efron in Interview Magazine. Zac had to get all dirty with some naked ass model girl in a sandbox. Naked Model Girl even put her nipples on his chest. He probably giggled until his peen hole started whistling.

It’s photo shoots like this that bring out the feminist (she smells like patchouli and saw dust) in me. Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he’s fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac! Rub those cheeks in the dirt for equality! Get those nalgas looking like Tommy Girl’s face after a marathon salad tossing with a bunch of farty Scientologays.

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Um, I’m not sure what to say about this, except “interesting”…

Via ABC News:

When a 4-year-old boy approached her at the beach to ask why she had no legs, Nadya Vessey, a double-leg amputee, thought up a novel answer to satisfy the boy’s curiosity.

She asked, “Have you heard of The Little Mermaid?” When the boy said yes, she replied: “I am a mermaid.”

The little boy ran off to tell his father, who likely chuckled at his son’s wild imagination.

But three years later, partly because of that young boy, Vessey is indeed something of a mermaid, fully-functional iridescent tail and all.

A few days after her encounter with the boy at the beach, mostly on a whim, the Auckland, New Zealand, woman searched the Internet for the Weta Workshop, an award-winning special effects company in nearby Wellington that has worked on the “Lord of the Rings,” “King Kong,” “The Chronicles of Narnia” and other blockbuster films.

“Just on an impulse, I sent off the e-mail,” Vessey, a lifelong teacher with a 30-year-old daughter, told ABCNews.com.

“They replied immediately and said, ‘Yes.’ And I was actually quite surprised. … The whole thing kind of snowballed after that. It just took off in such a magical way. I decided to get out of the way and let it unfold.”

Having a congenital disorder, Vessey lost both of her legs below the knee in childhood. Because other sports were so difficult, Vessey became an avid swimmer, visiting a local pool or the beach several times a week.

When she approached Weta with her proposition, she made it clear that the function of the tail was just as important as its beauty. more…