Watchmen Review: Lots and Lots of Big Blue Penis

Watchmen was awesome. I saw it on the IMAX screen with Christian, Kenny, JT, Shelby, and Neal. Even though we got there later than planned and got less than perfect seats, it was totally worth it to see on the IMAX. Most importantly, we got to see Doctor Manhattan in all his nakedness three stories tall.

The storyline was complex, engaging, and un-Hollywood. The special effects blew my mind, and the characters were multi-layered and complicated. Everyone I saw the movie with enjoyed it.

But, let’s just cut to the chase here… Doctor Manhattan was naked a lot. And the producers did not shy away from showing his massive blue schlong, often. Near the end of the movie, they even show him walking and his blue elephant trunk is swaying back and forth with his movements. So very very very hot! And the good Doc’s ass was a huge piece of muscled yumminess. Not that any real man actually looks like that or should look like that. But, for a fantasy character, it suited him well.

Here are a few fun pics that I scoured from the nets this morning. I’ll post more screencaps of Doctor Manhattan’s big blue penis when I find them. Until then, go see the movie yourself and witness his phallic godliness yourself.




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#1 Jessica on 03.29.09 at 6:13 pm

Now, let the Lego ones are hilarious! XD

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