20 Jun

Zac Efron is Stinky

Zac Efron smells bad. So says a set insider.

“It’s so gross, because Zac loves to work out and plays basketball all the time — and then goes days without showering. When he gets lazy, he likes to clean himself with baby wipes!”

I can just imagine Zac responding to this story: “Um, hello?! Do you know how hard it is to reapply self-tanner and makeup everyday? It’s totally a big deal. Like, I can’t just go around showering off hours worth of someone’s work every day, just because I get a little smelly. Vanessa totally understands, because the less time I spend in the make up trailer, the more time I get to spend with Corbin, er… I mean Vanessa. (Wait, you’re going to edit out that part about me spending time with Corbin, right?)”

4 Responses to “Zac Efron is Stinky”

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    Kenny D Says:

    Is it just me or is he starting to look like Michael Jackson?

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    kayla easley Says:

    zac efron i am a big fan but i do not think you are stinky

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    Loganotron » Blog Archive » Did Zac Efron Take a Shower? Says:

    [...] We know that Zac is stinky because he doesn’t like to shower. He must’ve had water spritzed on his hair for a [...]

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    Loganotron » Robert Pattinson Is Stinky Says:

    [...] up with the new trendy man stink? I’ve blogged about Zac Efron’s raunchy pits before. Now Robert Pattinson is a stinky gAy-lister too? This seems to be a new fad amongst the young [...]