12 May
John Mayer: Hung Like a Democrat?
First he was tapping Jessica Simpson. Now Jennifer Anniston? Ugh. This guy must have dick made out of gold. Or diamonds. Girls love diamonds, right? How else do you explain this lame-ass slob getting with women several notches hotter than him?
No–not hung like a democrat–hung like a HORSE.
June 15th, 2008 at 12:02 amChristine, here’s the joke I was getting at:
Republican = Elephant
Democrat = Donkey
Donkey’s have big dicks (like horses).
Thus, Hung like a Democrat = Hung like a Donkey = Donkey Dick.
June 15th, 2008 at 1:54 pm