22 Jan
How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight?
Okay, so maybe I can’t take on a whole Kindergarten class. But, that score only reflects the physical battle and the first assault. I’d also play some tough psychological warfare games too. I’d be willing to drop a bomb on em like, “Dude, there’s no Santa. It’s just your parents putting gifts under the tree. And the dude in the stores? Just some guy getting paid minimum wage to dress up and *pretend* to be Santa. It’s all a lie!” And when the kiddies who are still standing after the first assault stare at me dazed and in disbelief, I’d take out another 18 of em.
27, baby. I’m just meaner than you.
January 22nd, 2008 at 5:28 pm