Casting the JLA Movie: Wonder Woman
It appears that the powers that be have cast the part of Wonder Woman in upcoming Justice League (flop) movie. Rumor has it that they’ve cast the part of Superman too. Here’s what WWTDD had to say about Wonder Woman:
Several online reports say today that Aussie actress Teresa Palmer has been cast to play Wonder Woman in the upcoming production of “Justice League”. God knows why. Wonder Woman doesn’t even do anything. At best she would distract the monster with her slutty little outfit, turning it from a regular monster to a horny monster with a hard on, which is actually much much worse. Basically she was there to give Aquaman rides in her plane to the danger if it wasn’t water related, which was really just a ploy to get both of them out of the way since they were utterly useless. If I was ever taken hostage by Godzilla and these two came to save me I would just climb into his mouth and get it over with.