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It’s all over the news today. Read it here, here, and here.

Sorry Jake, I don’t buy it. Neither does WWTDD:

This is still way suspect. For starters, she’s 31 and he’s 26 and she has two kids. Also, he’s super gay. Although if he’s not gay, pretending to be gay would be a pretty good ploy to get chicks. You could get drunk with a girl, bang her in the ass then play it off by going shopping for shoes. And if you need a pair of shoes, it’s win-win.

This dude should really just come out of the closet. He’s full blown gay and this vagina based treachery isn’t fooling me for one second. Is it just self loathing or what? He has to hate himself a little if he’s pushing his penis up against Reese and Kirsten Dunst. I don’t see what the big deal is. I would totally go queer if I wasn’t such a manly hunk. Gay guys get to drive fuel efficient cars and wear tank tops, and you’re rarely gonna get carjacked by a homo. All in all, you could definitely make a decent argument that the world would be better with more gay guys.

And finally, here’s another gay dude with his fag hag. Holding hands with a girl doesn’t make you straight.