Entries from July 2007 ↓

Gays in Comics

CBR is running a seven-part series on gays and lesbians in comics. I didn’t know some of the artists and writers featured were gay. Definitely worth a read. The first three parts are here:

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3

Harry Potter 3D

Logan and Estephania HPEstephania and I went to the late screening of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix on Sunday night. We made sure to see it on the 3D IMAX. If you haven’t seen it yet, definitely watch it on IMAX 3D. The last 20 minutes are 3D and they are amazing. There was one particular scene where the audience collectively went “Wooooooohhhhhhh.” You’ll see…

The movie was over two hours long, but passed by in a flash. It was darker than the previous movies, and I enjoyed the shadowy goodness. This was arguably my favorite book of the first six. Harry feels so isolated in this story, and the movie brings this to life nicely. Dolores Umbridge was awesome. You love her because you hate her so much. The best part of the whole movie is Dumbledore and Voldemort’s big magic showdown. Holy freakin crap! The $15 ticket was worth that scene alone. Add 3D into the mix, and I would have paid twice that much. So amazing.

I can’t wait for the seventh and final book to arrive this weekend. I won’t be in town, so I’ll have to wait to start reading it on Monday. I’m suuuuuper excited.

A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints

Shia and Scottish buddyMigs, Matty, and I watched A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints over the weekend. Um, what the hell is this movie supposed to be about? I get the basic premise: Robert Downey Jr plays an author is who returning to his home in Astoria for the first time in almost 20 years. Most of the story is told in flashback, illustrating why life sucked so bad that he had to escape. But the movie left me confused and wanting more.
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Neocon Cruise

This article made me feel scared, sad, and angry. Reporter Johann Harri hopped on a cruise sponsored by the National Review. The idea is that elite, uber-neocons sail off on a vacation together and attend seminars to reinforce their neocon philosophy. The title of Harri’s article is Neocons on a Cruise: What Conservatives Say When They Think We Aren’t Listening. It’s scary. Proceed at your own risk…

An excerpt from the end of the article:

I spot the old lady from the sea looking for her suitcase, and stop to tell her I may have found a solution to her political worries about both Muslims and stem-cells.

“Couldn’t they just do experiments on Muslim stem-cells?” I ask. ” Hey – that’s a great idea!” she laughs, and vanishes. Hillary-Ann stops to say she is definitely going on the next National Review cruise, to Alaska. “Perfect!” I yell, finally losing my mind.

“You can drill it as you go!” She puts her arms around me and says very sweetly, “We need you on every cruise.”

Piggy Farts

These made me giggle uncontrollably. Something’s totally hilarious about pig farts. I’m giggling right now just from typing “pig farts”!

For more in the series click here.

More Nick

He’s so damned hot. Is he or isn’t he a gay? I guess if I knew for sure, I’d be less intrigued. But why?

Nick cuddling

 

This Made Me Happy

Um, what?

I don’t even know what to say about this clip. Okay, so maybe it’s funny albeit totally weird. But, was this made by her supporters or her opponents?

B-Squad

The B-Squad boys are hilarious. Check out this spoof of drunken Hasselhoff (and the original for those of you who live under rocks):

And, a few of my all-time fave B-Squad shorts:

Peter’s Evil Overlord List

This is an oldie-but-a-goodie. I love love love Peter’s list of 100 things he’d do if he ever became an evil overlord. For us sci-fi nerds, reading this is like “duh! bad guys are so predictably stupid…”

Peter’s Overlord List (just the top 5 to get you started):

1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.

2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.

3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.

4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies.

5. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.

Shia LaBeef

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An interesting little piece on Shia’s last name. As we all know, his last name means Beef in French. What I didn’t know was that it’s mis-pelled. (Hey, I studied Spanish and Italian, not French!) I don’t care how his lesbian grandma mis-spelled it… I’d eat a piece of Shia’s laboeuf any day of the week. (Ok, that was bad.)

See more of Shia nakie:

Nick: Big Brother 8

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The gay blogosphere is all stirred up over ambiguously gay Nick on Big Brother 8. Nick has been dropping hints that he might be a friend of Dorothy. He admitted to giving a guy a BJ in high school. He also flirts with both gay guys in the house, including spooning with them in bed. And, let’s not forget the bright pink fingernail polish.

Of course, Big Brother is a game and is about strategy. Nick may very well be feigning gayness to win points with the ladies and the gays. Gay or Straight? Either way, he’s got me and every other gay blogger twitterpated and watching his every move.

Admits to Giving a Dude a BJ / Ambiguous Hot Tub Chat:

Top 5 List of Guys He’d Fuck / Explains His Top 5 List:

Geico Insurance

A LETTER TO
OPTIMUS PRIME
FROM HIS GEICO
AUTO INSURANCE
AGENT.

BY JOHN FRANK WEAVER – Via McSweeney’s

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Dear Mr. Prime,

We have received your accident-claim reports for the month of June—they total 27. I regret to inform you that GEICO will not be able to reimburse you for any of those repairs. I feel that I have sent the same letter to you once a month for the last six months, and I am now sending it again.

Since becoming a GEICO customer in January of this year, you have reported 131 accidents, requesting reimbursement for repairs necessitated by each one. You have claimed not to be responsible in any of them, usually listing the cause of the accident as either “Sneak attack by Decepticons” or “Unavoidable damage caused by protecting freedom for all sentient beings.”
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Walk It Out Remix

Marcine sent me this awesome video today. I giggle every time I watch it!

Click here to see it with the original music.

Review: Transformers

Transformers AutobotOh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God.

That’s 50 “Oh My Gods.” One for every time I orgasmed during the movie. Seriously, best movie I’ve seen this year. Oh My God.

That makes 51. And I’m totally spent. Mentally. Emotionally. Physically. Whew.