I [heart] Chris Evans… Shirtless
I’m convinced that the only reason Fantastic Four did so well two years ago ($150 million in the US) was hottie Jessica Alba and a shirtless Chris Evans. When I saw the movie on opening weekend, at least half of the audience was gay. Typically gay guys aren’t big comic movie fans. But in this case they were drawn like moths to a flame, the flaming Human Torch that is. Chris Evans, who plays Johnny Storm (aka the Human Torch), was wrapped in a towel for an extended scene in the movie. Woof, daddy. He’s so effing hot.
Today I learned that Chris will once again be shirtless in Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer. From what the screencaps show, Chris has bulked up a bit. One thing that turns me on so much about Chris is that he’s very muscular and he’s a vegetarian. That’s so damned sexy.
More pics of Chris in various states of undress, including from the upcoming movie, after the jump.
From Rise of the Silver Surfer:
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okay, he’s totally not my type (go figure) but those black and white shots are HOT!
June 7th, 2007 at 7:29 pmJust a funny note here. The military woman who plays opposite Chris Evans is my friends cousin. I kept telling my friend I wish I was her cousin to do that scene opposite Chris Evans. LOL
July 6th, 2007 at 3:03 pm[...] enjoyed Sunshine, even if Chris Evans didn’t get half-naked. I liked the fact that the movie didn’t deliver what I was [...]
July 29th, 2007 at 5:16 pmlook at new commer alex baldwin when he was busting out at age twenty seven…evans and baldwin look like twins….the likeness is amazing. I’m trying to picture Chris now with a forty inch waist. I have to do that because I’m a jelious body builder. Chris is too hot…I can’t find a thing wrong so I look to his twin Alex. I love Alex Baldwin any way…watch every movie. Even if he is fat he is still a hottie.
October 14th, 2007 at 3:55 pm[...] other day a reader posted a comment about how Chris Evans sort of looks like Alec Baldwin did 20ish years ago. You [...]
October 16th, 2007 at 11:30 pmchris is fucking hot with hes sik pack and some day i will totaly hit that shit
October 23rd, 2007 at 3:20 pmi’d have to disagree with you re: your comment that “gay guys aren’t big comic movie fans” –most gay guys i know are HUGE comic movie fans (myself included).
in fact, you could argue that most superhero type tropes (leading double lives, masking true abilities, keeping secrets) are allegories to which most gay men can certainly relate.
February 7th, 2008 at 2:23 pm